I seem to remember there being some interview out there where she and her brothers whined that their dad made them have lowly paying jobs or maybe internships and that somehow makes her able to relate. No, Ivanka, you still have no clue. The hubster and I are pretty comfortable now, but I’ll never forget that before…

New vaccines are introduced sometimes. They require a lot of research and testing. Explain to me which ones do not “make sense.” Hep B at birth? Yeah, uh, if it involves sex, people are going to lie their asses off, and we’d rather babies not pay the price for a parent’s lie. Vitamin K at birth? Uh, yeah, again, brain…

Let’s not forget how much all of that is intertwined with “prosperity gospel.” 

Wait until you meet the ones that passed the NCLEX and are practicing nurses. THAT makes my head spin. I’ve friended a few people at work and deeply regretted it once the memes came out. Like, because no one died on the Brady Bunch episode where all the kids had measles, measles is fine, vaccines are bad. Nevermind…

Milwaukee is, but most of its suburbs are not. 

Bull fucking shit, DonJ. Chicago is super close to the border of Wisconsin. Going to Chicago from Milwaukee is almost something you can do on a whim. I guaranfuckingtee there are assholes running around the Miracle Mile with MAGA hats right now. Plus, to live in the city of Chicago proper, one needs a fair amount of…

Never gets old. In fact, seems to become more and more relevant each day. 

Sarah, you’re right that it’s absurd, only because we expect a higher level of lecherousness from Trump. 

Maybe if we give another award to Michael Moore he will actually have a rage stroke. 

I’m thinking Warren Harding is up there for pure political scandal and cronyism. The thing is with Trump, he’s not just corrupt, he’s also racist and incompetent (thank the gods, really). He’s like the unholy union of Warren Harding, Herbert Hoover, and a really fucking stupid, feckless Andrew Jackson. 

I’m looking at this dude, he appears to be around my age. He would have been in high school/young adulthood when doing this shit. Can we say white privilege? This is basically a way for men to harass women and get applauded for it. It’s so repulsive. I had a run-in with conservative xtianity in high school, and the…

On one side of my family, they got here 100% illegally. Decided to peace the fuck out of the British Navy when they got to North America. The other side of my family got her amorally, as they arrived on the Mayflower and likely squatted on Indian land, but how they got here would be considered the “right” way.

All of this screams raging personality disorder to me. Getting caught and then doubling down? He just seems unwilling to accept any responsibility for his actions at all, and also seems to look at them as a means to gain ever more attention for being wronged, except most of the world has stopped playing along. 

I wish there was a way to just stop giving his rallies the kind of coverage he’s used to. Sure, they *have* to cover the president, but they don’t have to put themselves in harm’s way. As much as Trump loves to bitch about how meeeeeen the press is to him, he probably knows that deep down they’re the very reason he…

Why do you need an Ashley Madison account when your wife dies? Am I that far removed from evangelical circles to where widowers are not allowed to remarry? 

I’m really doubting your commitment to Sparkle Motion here. 

If we taxed the rich more, we might not have to witness this. I fail to see the downside. 

Yes on all counts. The baby is now 2 1/2 and demands “prentzels”

Pro tip for anyone with an ex who threatens suicide: call the cops. When they’re chilling in an emergency room on a 72 hour hold, they’ll either get help for a genuine mental illness, or they’ll learn a valuable lesson about threatening suicide to manipulate others. 

Likely because the kid is in high school and so is his ex, and they’re legally mandated to show up every day. Plus now social media is a thing.