I’m personally hoping for Rosie O’Donnell saying nothing and just raising her middle finger. Actually, if we could do the Tom Brady cookbook review with this speech, that would make me extraordinarily happy. 

That’s long enough ago that it’s practically ancient history. But yes, totally awesome. We can’t have awesome anymore because someone saw a penis or something. 

Who watches a football halftime show for entertainment. You either get another beer, or you hatewatch. 

That’s a posture of a man who is pissed because we’re questioning his God ordained right to lead in the first place. We’re just supposed to take his word for it, and not question him. So inconvenient. 

Did Indya Moore come in purse first?

In liberal Minnesota, the medical school wanted to start a fellowship that was derailed by the local, male-led pro-life student group.

I know several Vikings fans who are setting their teeth for the Wilfs losing the stadium. 

That’s what happens when you own an ‘exclusive’ club that pays and treats its staff like shit. People with actual talent and skills move on to other places, or stay away in the first place. I guarangoddamntee the local culinary schools in the area have some stories. 

What an idiot. When moving to my new hospital, the nurse anesthetist I was in orientation with had a husband who stayed home with the kids. Guess what? They were happily married, and she somehow managed to marry him even though he made less money. Hell, in regular ol’ floor nursing, MANY of my coworkers make more than…

I legitimately wonder how people could live there. Is the pay just ridiculously higher that it makes sense? Like in my part of the world, nurses make $40-50/hr. Is it like three times that in NYC? Or is this why idiots who happened to be born into money can do so well in NYC real estate-because you don’t actually have…

Can confirm. Had holiday argument over the wall, with one uncle saying “at least he’s doing something” and walking away angrily (otherwise known as owning the libs), and one aunt say we needed it because of terrorism. Meanwhile, their actual sister in law can’t get survivor benefits because of the shutdown. He…

I don’t really get the solidarity thing with pregnancy. My hubby doesn’t drink much, like maybe a beer every now and again, so it never occurred to me to ask him to stop. He should get to have a drink if he wants one. Plus, no fucking way I’d deprive him of caffeine. That’s just counter intuitive.

I legit know someone who’s volunteering to go to the border because he DOESN’T have to go overseas and he can reasonably expect his wife to come visit often. 

Have you been in a prison? As it turns out I have, in a health-giving capacity. Two prisoner deaths in this time span would be a state and nationwide scandal. Did you know that when prisoners go on hunger strikes, they need regular supervision and documentation that food and water were offered, and the dangers of…

Those people need to turn in their pro-life creds immediately. One unborn fetus aborted is too many, but two actual children die in U.S. custody, and it’s a big ol’ shrug? Nah. 

Looks like the Dreaded Rear Admiral called it...

I don’t. In my family, the people that have been on food stamps vote Republican, because they “really needed it” and were justified in getting it. Now that they don’t need them, other people are moochers who should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps. 

Without the money, he’d have a long and glorious mental health hospitalization record. 

CEOs of the major banks say things are fine? Everyone get ready, because those were the fuckers that got us into that shit the last time. Last time, I was working at a Citigroup subsidiary, and we started getting a lot of required training on ethics while also gleefully celebrating the tightening of bankruptcy laws.…

But don’t most of them like Pence too? I mean, hell, Pence would get more buy in from the GOP because he’s a little more traditional and a lot less stupid.