All while “whataboutism-ing” about homeless veterans. Meanwhile, do not donate to any charities/groups that are actually addressing veteran homelessness, and continually elect representatives who undercut the VA. 

Except that falls apart in the wash fairly easily. If you switch jobs, you probably also have had the experience of switching health insurance plans, and losing access to the doctors that you were seeing. Our choices in our current system are basically take it or leave it. 

And you know, for sure, that you will always be healthy? As a nurse who has been training in the ICU lately, I got news for ya: that shit changes on a dime. Whether it’s a motorcycle accident that leaves you paraplegic, not realizing your blood sugars are shot to hell, or good ol’ genetics, you may be young and…

Jesus Christ, how exactly is having higher taxes worse than people paying $800/month premiums plus having 12K deductables? I’m pretty financially frugal and savvy, and I don’t have 12K sitting around. Most people don’t have 1K sitting around for an emergency, let alone several thousand. And when you file bankruptcy…

Yeah, probably. She’s still a true believer, but she never had any respect for the press (whom she certainly refers to as the “lamestream media” every chance she gets), and she’s gonna find a way out and write a book that every Trump chud will buy en masse. She’ll make even more money on the Palin/idiot circuit…

Isn’t it ironic in an age where we try and present these over curated personas on social media, that we’re still the same assholes we always were, and can’t figure out how to edit ourselves when we really, really should? 

I can believe it. Sure, he’s probably made loads of money over the years, but what do you think the odds are that this man, who lied his ass off on InfoWars, was judicious and prudent in his money decisions? That he thought to himself “someday, I might have a legal issue, or the gravy train might run dry, and I’ll…

This asshole is ungreyed, but I’m not? 

And who believe that he’s done “so much” for the country. Like what, auntie? 

He tweets and doesn’t understand that people aren’t “joining” him on Twitter, but following him? I follow him, and I know lots of other people do to, just so we can see what the fuck it is he’s saying. Look through his reply’s, most are people roasting his ass. 

Oh holy shit, that’s a DEAD fucking giveaway. ONLY the rich kids were on ski team, because only the rich kids could afford the skis, poles, boots, and attendant outfits necessary to BE on a ski team. Asshole. Signed, a kid who grew up in West Allis and could barely afford to go on the ski trips, let alone be on the…

My bipolar best friend would like a word, and would be fucking appalled that she’s “not responsible” for her behavior. If anything, she’s MORE responsible for her behavior because she takes her mental health and stability seriously. I know schizophrenics who would also like a word. That’s a terrible justification for…

I know someone who went to ITT Tech too long ago to get her money back. She has no hope of paying back those loans. One of the things she says is that when she was enrolling, they told her they were “nationally” accredited, and hyped up that they were “private,” because people think those words mean something. Turns…

So this is what the GOP wants to run on for 2020, huh? “Hey, we finally took away Obamacare, aren’t we awesome for keeping campaign promises?” And sure, my rightwing family members will be “happy” because they’re not paying for “someone else’s healthcare” (dumbasses, what do you think insurance is?), but meanwhile,…

A very dark part of me wants this to be true. There’s no way the Kush could restrain Trump, and Democrats could use all of the Trump campaign incompetence we can get. 

Look, even if it’s an artist I like, the halftime shows are usually bullshit, and not currently much of an improvement over the old pageant style ones. The artist has to run through their greatest hits, they MUST have some cameos, but nothing too risky, and oh yeah, you have to work with a shitload of local dance…

Melania, all those people had careers before you came along. Except for the Melania impersonators, and even you have to admit that Aquaria was on fucking point. 

If Martha Fucking Stewart can go to jail for insider trading, so should this asshole. 

Their mantra is “but Obama” and “but Hillary” and “at least unborn babies.” They’ll find a way, they always do. 

And those corporate offices can deal with pissed off customers who had to wait longer for service and higher turnover. Plenty of the time here too the person who makes the schedule has little interest or incentive to make sure it’s right or consistent. Even more fun if that person has a vested interest in making sure…