Yeah, super big tough boy won’t go outside in the rain and won’t go to the front as commander in chief because it’s too dangerous. Instead he’s going to his posh club. 

Maybe they keep running out of their pen because they’re hoping they’ll get the shit beat out of them, and then they get to go on bleating about how unfair the left is, and then the cops intervene, etc, etc. It gives them cover to be violent next time. 

$20 million buys an awful lot of safe space, I suppose. Let a college kid pet a dog during finals week, and the right is all on their cases for needing coddling, but let Betsy DeVos spend millions so that she doesn’t hear opposing viewpoints and have to be offended by the poors, and that’s just fine. 

Poor people can’t wear nice clothes. Got it. Gonna make landing those higher paying jobs harder, isn’t it? How nice are your clothes? 

Whatever, chump. I’d feel bad for you if I didn’t know you were yet another wildly incompetent over privileged white man who should have been fired a long time ago, but because of your connections, you just kept failing up. You’ve always been incompetent, and you’ll probably land in some bullshit consulting job. Not…

Oh fer... any woman can pick this apart in a second. AOC is thin, which means she can probably borrow clothes from a lot of people, and probably makes out like a bandit at resale/consignment stores. Plus with Rent the Runway, StitchFix and other “online borrowing” services, she could have easily rented that shit.…

LOL, no. They need it to be this way. Only by installing hyper-partisan GOP toadies can they keep the state red, which they need to keep Donny Two Scoops in office past 2020. That’s the real reason the right is shitting tacks over this. 

Yeah, they sure stopped Ocasio-Cortez last time they did that. 

I mean, maybe he won’t leave the White House, or maybe, just maybe, he’ll just keep doing what he’s doing now. Rallies, only now you have to pay to get in. Merchandise, books, being on Fox News every other day. Maybe his own channel, who knows? If he sees that he’ll make more money hopping on the crazy train, he’ll do…

A good portion of those steeds are assholes like me who respond with something snarky every time they post. Go look at the comments on their posts, at least half, if not more are people calling bullshit on whatever they just posted. 

Why would the French buy American wine primarily when their wine is just fine? I’m sure they might want some American wine, but they don’t need any goddamned Yellow Tail up in there, or whatever the fuck Trump is trying to shill. 

I half assumed Trump got into the cryptocurrency market, in usual Trump fashion. Which is to say half-assed, corrupt as hell, and anyone with a lick of sense could see it was a bad investment. Aunt Shelly, tho.....

I used to work for a high end caterer. We had events where tons of people wouldn’t show up from time to time. I literally spent HOURS on the phone trying to get someone to take what was good food, could have fed probably 100 people easy. It was like pulling teeth. I get it, someone contracting food poisoning would be…

I cannot tell you how many people I’ve known over the years who say “I cannot WAIT until I’m eligible for Medicare!” Some of them have what you or I would consider good, solid insurance plans, but are STILL tired of the “you can see this doctor but not that one, you can have this drug, but only after trying this drug,…

I kept waiting for the Arby’s guy to bust in and give me the punch line, and it doesn’t happen.

So the party of personal responsibility doesn't seem to want to be personally responsible.

George W made me mad on the regular when he was president. But I have a REALLY hard time imagining him pulling this kind of stunt, even if he didn’t consider the current French president a personal friend.

I plan on making a trip specifically to take the biggest shit ever in it. 

Remove the probably. He’s DEFINITELY Prosperity Gospel. 

He feels that having a Christian worldview is really important, and yet I wonder how does he think Jesus would feel about bilking poor people out of thousands of dollars for their ideas?