Ironic this comes out the same day that one of the people inciting the crowds against her, Tucker Carlson, complains about the crowds in front of his house. 

Don’t forget how much we “care” about our veterans, and how much the GOP LOOOOVES to wave a giant ass flag and support the troops. But should said troop check into a local ER and need a transfer to the VA hospital? I used to work in an urban ER where we had to check, but honestly, they wouldn’t take patients in a…

My mom worked for Milwaukee County Health and Human Services for years. She is generally apolitical, posts only nice things to Facebook, and things like that. She does not get into political discussions. Prior to Trump, the ONLY time I heard her say anything negative about ANY politician was Walker, and not subtly.…

Is it the male version of basic? 

Oh Jesus, I have a legit fever right now and this gave me harder chills. Ugh. 

Yeah, you know it’s bad when Democrats are saying that what happened to Jeff Sessions was wrong. Most other firings, I was like “bye, girl.” Spicey? Whatever. Price? Duh. What’s his nuts who bilked the shit out of his job? But Sessions is being fired for doing what he was supposed to do. 

That boy clearly needs some vitamin H. Haldol. 

Hey Donnie, you know that phrase “preachin’ to the choir?” That’s what your rallies are. Undecided voters aren’t going to go to “find out more about who Donald Trump is.” Hell, you won’t let anyone stay who even makes a face behind you (remember our hero, plaid shirt guy). I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that…

Ironically, they are being outsourced in a way. I don’t want to listen to their shit and know they won’t help me anyway, so I go ask the Somali coworker who will help me. 

That’s the GOP we’ve come to know and love right there. Saying that you’ll protect a thing (social security, pre-existing conditions, middle class interests in general), then going to congress and doing the exact opposite, then coming home and telling people how good of a job you did protecting said thing.

What would you say the odds are that that they knew EXACTLY how racist the ad was and ran it anyway, knowing it would get tons of coverage and be run by ALL the news outlets FOR FREE? 

She probably bought the foundation at Walgreens or something. Maybe buying foundation while white should require the same amount of scrutiny for buying a pack of Sudafed. 

Plus that bastard stole Drew’s look

What the fuck, was she not able to get into Liberty University Law School? Also, as a white person, I don’t understand why some people need to say THAT word THAT badly. Like it’s one word. It’s not for you, there are hundreds of other words, many of which ALLUDE to said word (I’m looking at you, thug). See, that’s…

If you have partners that get up at separate times and you like to snooze, I highly recommend getting a smart watch. It will buzz on your wrist, and it is more than enough to get me up in the morning. 

I have plenty of coworkers who are Somali. I generally find them easier to work with than those who voted for Trump. They tend to do what needs to be done while the MAGAs are busy trying to get someone else to do something for them, complaining about what work is assigned to them, and otherwise being difficult to work…

Surely we’ve all been here long enough to know that Ted does this because this shit WORKS with his supporters? 

I made it about five seconds into that Nicolas Fuentes clip before wanting to punch him really hard. Yeah buddy, sure you dropped out of Boston College because of the Charlottesville protests, and NOT say, because it turns out you’re not NEARLY as smart as you think you are. 

Someone should Arrested Development narrate this shit. 

If I was Jacob’s mom, I would have dropped whatever I was doing and walked into that conference and dragged him out by his ear.