If you live in Minnesota, you can donate to her campaign and get reimbursed for it. $50 for an individual, and $100 for a married couple. I think I just found who I’m donating to.

He minimized 9/11 by rapping about something that was 40 times worse? Even the little clip taken out of context isn’t that bad. Oh, and nice work showing him lurching around in a rap video and also calling him a “big city” liberal. 

Didn’t I already tell you to fuck off? I never said they didn’t happen, I said they were RARE. And they are, compared to actual occurrences.

Who’s crying, scrote? I’ve not accused my high school boyfriends of sexual assault for one very particular reason: they didn’t do it. And I’m guessing you don’t get to see a lot of vagina, what with your charming personality. Go back to your incel board and claim victory because you can spell “snowflake.” 

I hate to feed the troll, but....

My very dear friend came out this week and disclosed her assault publicly. She DID go to the police, and guess what? She was questioned more times than he was. She did the whole rape kit, she had pictures taken of her most private parts, and at the end of the day, he won’t be prosecuted because “he said you agreed you…

OH, and don’t forget to mention the GoFundMe account as proof that she was paid off or something. Woman hasn’t been home in weeks, upended her life, her kid’s lives, etc, but sure, she did it for a GoFundMe account. Bonus points: ask them if they were as pissed about Memories Pizza cashing in on being bigots. 

Yeah, Cramer, it’s not like a woman who has been sexually assaulted, like your daughters, might say, put on a tough facade to hide it and/or make sure it never happens again. Oh, and by the way, you just told your daughters to NEVER tell you if they are/were sexually assaulted because you’ve told the world that you a)…

It isn’t even taking though. It’s shit like paying an extra buck for your bagel and coffee so the person behind the counter making it can afford healthcare and paid time off to be, ya know, sick. It’s only considered “taking” because it should have never been given in the first place. 

The ad is cute, but we need to address why Coatrack has been a contractor for almost a year and a half, and how the company recently pulled him into an HR meeting and said “good news! We value the work you do here so much that we’re going to make sure you can stay here past the end of your contract by changing you to…

Obviously, his next move is to run for political office. All he has to do is keep being a terrible person, while claiming to really care about abortion and preventing teh gayz from having brunch or something. 

So much this. I didn’t make the invite list? Great, I’ll spend the day NOT awkwardly waiting around for bridal shit to happen. 

Same. Stayed at a friend’s sister’s house. I bet people would be relieved if the bride was like “nah, let’s go downtown and get wasted.” Not to mention the vacation time one has to burn for someone’s wedding versus some shit you actually want to do. 

jesus, the fucking destination EVERYTHING now! Like it isn’t enough to take your girlfriends out for a night of clubbing. No, now you have to bully your friends into a “destination” bachelorette party, that you of course do not pay for. Your friends must now pony up for a flight, hotel, a weekend’s worth of dining…

Stories like these are usually precursors to admitting you have a problem with drinking and submitting to a higher power. Maybe if Kavanaugh had maybe gotten to the amends part of his step program, we might not all be here today.

Okay, I know I’m not the only woman who had boyfriends in high school. And my relationships to said boyfriends ended in the usual high school drama fashions. If those individuals were up for anything like Supreme Court today, I might disagree with their politics, but honestly? Not stepping into that shit, and not…

Where are all the pleas for the Christians in North Korea? Where is all the outrage about abortions which seem to be rampant? Oh right, Cheeto Jesus said it was fine, so nothing to see here. Let someone look at a Christian sideways in Turkey though, and the outrage would flow freely. 

That’s exactly who it was for. While not a huge rival, they have played Illinois in the past for homecoming, and those types of displays were why UMN was one of the places the Illinois mascot was not allowed. The new stadium is partially funded by Native Americans, and Native Americans have a sizable presence in the…

God forbid you burn a GENERIC jersey, ya know, just in case. U of MN put a stop to that when all the frats on University had caricatures of Native Americans hanging from gallows. Not. A. Good. Look.