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Exactly. He’ll have suffered a DISAPPOINTMENT. Not a fucking tragedy. His wildest dream not fulfilled. Since I thought I was going to be a professional musician, and now I’m a nurse, I’m qualified to say that shit fucking happens. But I’m a straight female from a working class neighborhood, while he’s a white,

Oh Jesus, fuck off. You let one woman tell her story, and suddenly your whole fucking paradigm has crumbled? Maybe you didn’t deserve unquestioned fealty in the first place. 

yeah, dumbasses, she’s afraid of flying so she got on the ‘van. The Ativan. I barf like I went to one of Kavanaugh’s high school parties when I fly, and I avail myself to other pharmaceuticals to avoid this. 

Motherfucker, you came for Michelle O. AND RuPaul? Tomi L. couldn’t fucking HANDLE  Mama Ru and you know it. RuPaul is smart as hell, and she’d slink away and tweet something later that someone had to “help” her compose. Plus, we’re only a milisecond away from a queen doing Tomi L. or KellyAnne Conway on RPDR, and I

Well, odds are pretty good those girls will go off to college and become liberals and make Thanksgiving real damned interesting. 

I’ve got a mental image of Obama watching that and saying “motherfucker, WHAT????”

Kavanaugh must really want this job. The GOP must really want Kavanaugh, because for sure there are many other qualified candidates who fulfill their wet dreams and don’t have this baggage. GOP-are you sure you want to appease Trump this much? 

Oh Jesus, Ivanka, Complicit was funny as shit and you know it. Go get some cream for those burns. 

What I can’t believe is his right wing victim complex. Judge, you want this to be over? You withdraw from nomination. You’ll still have a really great job, lots of money, and now you can hope on the wing nut gravy train. What you’ll have suffered will be DISAPPOINTMENT, not a crime. Acting like you’re owed this

Shit, I just found Walz’ new campaign slogan in Minnesota. “Help us piss off Trump enough that he sells us to Canada.” 

Yeah, because men who show women their junk on a non-voluntary basis definitely don’t have a problem scoring with the ladies. All those flashers are DEFINITELY not frustrated virgins. 

According to my right wing relative’s Facebook pages, to even doubt that cop for one second is tantamount to not standing with the police.

She is their god. She should have just gone to UT-whatever and transferred in, accepted that she wasn’t that good of a student, and made something of it. But no, she DESERVED that spot. She, a very well taken care of white girl, deserved special consideration for her specialness.

Dammit, Kinja!

Interestingly, the lack of control over the circumstances in one’s own life also leads nicely into racism. As in, it’s not my fault I’m broke and a loser, it’s Affirmative Action’s fault. Because I was totally on track to get into Yale. 

Nah, friend of mine is short, and he’s funny, self-deprecating, and claims that he got a wife because he knows how to cook and go down on women. A good sense of humor is important. 

So how many of these ads are getting to people 40 and under? the only time I see campaign ads is when I’m trying to watch football or I’m in a patient’s room. Otherwise, I stream my TV. I even ponied up for no ads Hulu. 

I sat in a bar for after practice socializing in Minneapolis, and everyone was rooting for the Browns. Normally, seeing the Jets play the Browns is guaranteed 4 quarters of garbage football, but that game was actually watchable. 

I sat in a bar for after practice socializing in Minneapolis, and everyone was rooting for the Browns. Normally, seeing the Jets play the Browns is guaranteed 4 quarters of garbage football, but that game was actually watchable. 

They fucking face tuned the shit out of that picture.