So Megyn was being rational, but the other woman wasn’t. Sure, Jan. 

Didn’t one of the female FOX hosts have an on-air temper tantrum about the racial identity of Santa Clause, a FICTIONAL FUCKING CHARACTER? Like she was super upset that he might be imagined by some to be darker than super duper Caucasian?

Thanks, but it was borrowed from another commenter on this site. 

ESPECIALLY if he said boo shit diddly about Ellison’s allegations. His are to be believed but O’Kavanaugh’s aren’t? 

Step 1: defund FEMA and put absolute asshole incompetents in charge of it. Step 2: tell all the rubes that FEMA is broken, and that accepting their help will “take away your liberty.” Step 3: sell a bunch of survival kits, which no one will ever taste/try because they’re for emergencies. Step 4: profit. 

Well, you and I know that, but for sure Traitor Tot doesn’t know that, and his dad sure doesn’t. Why would they? This shit has always worked in the past. 

Yeah, you only have babies if you’re pro-life apparently. I guess I should turn mine in. 

Well duh. He NEEDS Kavanaugh to be nominated because he can start sleeping again at night. The Trumps probably think Kavanaugh is their ticket to stop ALL of this investigation into their dealings, and they DO. NOT. WANT. any inquiries into their business practices. Look what superficial investigations have already…

I suspect she feels very differently about what the age of accountability is for non-white teens. 

Dear Conservatives: Given your current party leader’s relationship with Russia, you can no longer call anyone a communist or “pinko.” Thanks. 

He was okay for awhile, but he’s always been SUUUUUPER racist against Latino people. Unfortunately, that was his “in” to all the other shit. Conservative ideas are a gateway drug. You get in thinking you’re “only” voting this way because of unborn babies or some such, and by the end of it, you’re all in on kids being…

Do you know what the flip side to the “but they’re getting all these handouts” is? That the usually white speaker is pissed THEY didn’t get any handouts. That their lives should be automatically easier, and if someone is handing out special favors and treatment, it should be to THEM, because they’re more deserving. My…

No, he WAS going to get pardoned, but now he won’t. Trump was signaling to him through that tweet that he was ready to pardon him. I know that the pardon doesn’t mean he can’t testify, but Trump is an idiot, and probably thinks that a Presidential pardon is the equivalent of marking someone “safe/not it.” 

You know what’s gonna help with all those outbreaks? Fucking giving workers meaningful time off when they’re sick that they can use without reprisal. If you have the shits, you shouldn’t have to listen to your manager bully you into coming in because they believe you’re faking it. If you find someone abusing sick…

She’s getting her knickers in a twist about a train from Kenya? Oh god, how AWFUL that my 2 year old might see someone from a non European culture. Wait until she hears about Daniel Tiger, and how Lady Elaine Fairchilde is in a multiracial marriage. *clutches pearls*

I went to Sunday School. I probably went to Sunday School more than ol’ Eric here did. I can’t remember the last time I would have thought to use the term “shekels.” 

That’s because they’re too young to remember the dot.com people. 

Kinda reminds me of this cute little guy...

If the Federation of American Hospitals is against it, you can bet your ass the National Nurses’ Union will be for it. 

Husband is an engineer. He’s quiet, plays Dungeons and Dragons, kinda nerdy. But he would FUCKING LOVE to say no to a customer being as rude and assholish as Trump. I mean, shit, he’s played enough D&D that he’s had plenty of irrational arguments with people.