Oh, they’ll twist it into anything to make it acceptable/palatable. Probably it’s gonna be that Hillary did so much worse (even though she’s been investigated MULTIPLE times, and never convicted of anything). 

Rudy actually went to law school. He went to a supposedly good law school. Roseanne has likely not taken even a basic college level biology course. Rudy has/had an actual license to do this. It’s like finding out the surgeon general thinks mercury is a fine treatment protocol. 

First off, you could just keep a running list of “Trump doesn’t understand....” articles at the ready, and have half your work done for the next few, hopefully very few, years.

But for sure this is a Womp Womp moment. 

Hey look, it’s not our fault that your side has a harder time with that whole “don’t be a racist, or a Nazi, or an incel, or Alex Jones.” 

It sounds harsh, but I 100% don’t hate Ru for setting boundaries. I’ve had this done to me way back when when I was about Pearl’s age, and looking for others in a performing arts capacity to “take care” of me. I had someone set me straight. I respect that person immensely. What he was saying is “take care of your own…

I know, right? Plus, you know high society women can make you think they love you when they wouldn’t piss on you if your teeth were on fire. 

Eric is probably the only one that’s going to walk away from this unscathed. 

Well, I’m now on the “Imagine Don Jr. Sexting” diet. I was hungry. 

Well, when you have a history of NOT paying people who work for you, and that gets around the legal community? You’re not going to be able to retain good counsel.

I’m calling it right here. As this shit gets worse and worse (as it has been consistently for awhile now), right before things go total apeshit, Don Jr. is going to marry Kimberly G. in a wedding only a Kardashian could love in an attempt to distract us.

Wait, we’re fucking DOING THIS?

I’m looking forward to Kessler looking for a new living situation soon, because his parents are probably more than sick of his shit. 

Christ, I’d take Dubya back in a heartbeat. Sure, he got us into Iraq and he fucked the economy, but we got over it, and he had the good goddamned sense to be, ya know, polite and likable to other world leaders.

Shit, in my family it’s the opposite. My uncle is a retired judge who was sworn in by Tommy Thompson, and he sat down in front of him and said he was an “Irish American wetback.” It’s also why he feels like people should be given a chance to come here. 

Don’t think they haven’t thought of that. 

They’re all just real life Death Eaters. Everyone in that book who was so hung up on pure blood and whatnot came from mixed families. Their own stupid leader was the product of a mixed marriage. 

I would help you with that. No offense, but people just starting out on pipes usually suck, and that is EXACTLY what is called for here. Too many “Scotch-Irish” people in those crowds who like pipes and probably own a utilikilt. But I would also deploy my pipes to drown the shit out of them too. 

That does work. Plus the taking up of all good parking? You know they want a crowd and they want counter protesters. If all they get is empty streets and a bunch of “genetically superior” people around, they’ll go home. They want a confrontation, ruckus, and to get in the news. If all the news can publish is “a few…

Good for them. Good friend of mine grew up in Northern Idaho. Their town was host to regular rallies by Neo Nazis. The ONLY thing that got them to go away was the entire town basically closing up for the day. You could buy gas to get out of town, that was it. No protesters, no one there except the basic public safety…