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Honestly, I think they’re worried someone will steal their luggage if it travels the carousel.

God dammit, please no. The office has already been cheapened enough.

Was actually thinking this would be a nice treat for plane crash survivors who had no means of calling for help.

LOL at the second track, the hold music that’s taken CS lines by storm for the last 3-5 years.

Agree. I like beer, but I’ll be damned if I drink any piss swill that is free of alcohol.

In 32oz form.

Minutes not times.

You’re right. It’s a large-ass blanket statement, and I’m sure there’s far more variability in procedure and sentencing in smaller cities and towns that don’t churn out DUIs like butter.

If it was a “false” DUI as you say, then s/he had a legitimate case, and well worth the $4k to fight it.

Don’t you have public records to scour for idiots to send mailers to?

Anyone who retains a lawyer to handle a DUI is an idiot unless they have a legitimate chance at getting the charges reduced or dropped or they make more than the lawyer fees in a day of work. And any lawyer that charges $3700 retainer to handle a DUI is a crook.

Agreed. I’ve been doing this for years. Putting them underneath sounds like a good way to make yourself late because you can’t find your keys.

This guy totally looks like a cross between Obama and my brother’s friend Pablo growing up but old and shitty.

Looks awfully close to this restaurant logo:

You honestly think R. Kelly is financially reliant on current album sales?

I wish Trump would go out grabbing for pussies in SE Asia.

Any time a dog farts I wonder what’s the quickest way to GTFO. Worst room-clearers of all.

Is that real?