This trope is generally pretty tired, but I’m seriously LOL at this use of it.

I agree. A glass back is stupid. Aluminum or even plastic is fine with me. I really don’t care since I’ve put nearly every smartphone in a thin condom case, usually black or clear that yellows over time and looks golden.

I mean, what do you want on your phone, a handle? Or to make it tacky so it sticks to your hand? I do think a little loop for a wrist lanyard is a feature that should be brought back.

Get a case.

Is that the same guy who played the Mexican little brother of Kenny Powers.

Is there a way to put this person back in the greys?

It’s an NRA sticker.

Well that’s one way to say that Ed Sheeran sucks.

I’m not so sure they know that.

Moral grandstanders gonna moral grandstand.

I also wonder why anyone would willingly submit themselves to higher DMV fees, but I see vanity plates all the damn time. Seems to me like a complete waste of money regardless of income level.

$75/year is less than the minimum annual registration fees in LA.

Find that car parked and replace whatever that is Calvin’s pissing on with a coffee pot.

The slimy ooze is definitely not human flesh. I’m guessing it’s an oily dough if it’s an organic material, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s something developed wherever the fuck he’s from that isn’t dealing with our earthen atmosphere as expected.

Frivolous

Not quite true. They’ve had budget models for a few generations now. Not nearly as cheap as the cheapest Androids, but they do exist.

3" screen is plenty to look at most texts, some emails, and swipe to answer calls.

Remember thinking putting Jason’s mom’s sweater was icky even if it made you invincible. Scared the shit outta me when he’d pop the fuck up real quick and kill your ass too.

If kids are looking to get choked out, I know a guy.

Had a roommate who always chose the weak, watered-down version of pretty much anything he consumed and he had the Blockbuster Netflix type shit. Didn’t think much of it at the time, but in hindsight makes perfect sense.