The market is for people who want a sedan that is larger than a Camry.

The market is for people who want a sedan that is larger than a Camry.

Lexus is to Toyota as Lincoln is to Ford.

Lexus is to Toyota as Lincoln is to Ford.

It’s crazy. ‘90s Nissans were often the best cars in their respective classes, especially slightly used because resale was worse than Honda and Toyota.

Was that worth the damage to the ego, the bumper and the good samaritan’s truck that helped out?

They’re cheap enough to try out, but as much as it pains me to suggest this, you my be better served by going with a quartz.

They’re cheap enough to try out, but as much as it pains me to suggest this, you my be better served by going with a…

Yes, that’s bad. His watch needs to be adjusted.

Yes, that’s bad. His watch needs to be adjusted.

Agreed. The bubble is cool too, but I prefer it in Caprice trim with all the chrome.

Did you ask for a different salesperson?

Next you’re gonna tell me that cowboys never fucked on the range.

You don’t know that.

Doubt it. You sound like a blowhard on the internet, and knowing you drive a yellow Camaro, (if true) in person you look like a damn douche.

Well his response was passively homophobic if that matters to you.

Punctuation matters.

When you say ‘my dads’ does that mean you were raised by two gay dudes?

A real jerkoff.

Those aren’t.

Probably. They’re stock.

Me too. Bought one three of four years ago and it’s still going strong. It’s actually better than this because it’s shorter and will cause less strain on the port and hides easier for some applications.

Me too. Bought one three of four years ago and it’s still going strong. It’s actually better than this because it’s…

Well, yeah, fuck anyone who’s in the guy’s business too much, but don’t ever underestimate how much time I’ve spent jacking off.

Apology accepted, PT Cruiser Guy.