That’s more like the PT Cruiser of shoes.

#corvetteownerslivesmatter

If the seal busts and there’s a multi-thousand pound car on it, what do you think is gonna happen?

Dunno how that looks more modern when auto design is trending away from notchback styled coupes and sedans.

That car is matte (i.e not shiny).

I don’t disagree, espcially with the part about you being shitty at basketball.

You share 99% DNA w/ LeBron James.

Looks like the old GameBoy camera.

A few years back? If I had to guess, that would be Shreiveport, LA c.1997.

Be quiet everyone. An economist is speaking.

I am def not forgetting about the super-stache of the ‘70s. That was largely a hip, urban thing. Lots of rugged individuals sported a naked lip.

This is way more ‘80s. That Jeep commercial is almost timeless. Other than minor details, the visuals could easily be anywhere from late-‘60s/early-‘70s to early-’90s.

Sure, but I’m talking about Porsche the car company, not Porsche the engineer.

From growing up in the ‘80s, fuckstick.

It may be, but they still hold the benchmark that Porsche is trying to beat. And it’s currently on the road while Porsche is still in concept form with no release date.

Porsche has a 60 year head start on Tesla.

Too bad it looks like shit.

Was not aware of that. Cheers.

Nice knob, bro.

Just the type of thing a loser would say.