Eating out is a great way for kids to learn respect and manners. In daily life, I am compassionate and generous and my kids have turned out this way, too. BUT, let's face it... kids can be assholes. My youngest son has Autism. He is almost 9, now. In those early days, it could get pretty stressful. One of us would…

I have learned to just get up to "go to the restroom" to find our server and give them $40, before the meal even starts, when dining with my in-laws. I tell the server why, and apologize for them, but also that we appreciate them picking up the meal. "Give me a LOOK later if the combined tips aren't enough!" I've…

Oh, and I always carry wet wipes for clean up. :)

I stack common sense things together, like bread plates, salad plates, or remove all the basket liners and put in top one and stack the baskets. I always push all glasses to end of table within easy reach of bussers or servers, as we get ready to leave. Put all straws in one glass and flatware on one plate. I mean…

Drink - enters bloodstream - benefits abound. Drunk sex, drunk dancing, drunk board games, and I recently read that drinking red wine is more beneficial than going to the gym! Cheers!

Self-worth, self-respect, self-esteem, or whatever you wish to call it it important in every relationship. It doesn't take a lot of partners to accept less than what an acceptable amount of respect and deference. Some people stay with one shitty partner for years, and that is no "better" than a hundred one nighters.

(just) keep wearin' it.

"Hoodie provocative, " or "Turban provocative?" I hope her identity is revealed by the time I wake up in the morning. If she were a celebrity, her publicist would have already given a statement about her going to rehab. Fucking bitch! Fingers crossed that she is the wife of some mega church pastor, and she is…

Shawshank Redemption is on the "no-no" list? Fuck that guy! Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'... it will be the only "gettin' busy" he will be a part of. What a tool.

"But look at those images! Jamie Dornan's thick facial hair and sprinkling of chest hair? Hot. Christian Grey's clean-shaven mug and waxed chest? Downgrade. These are the cold, hard facts."

She suggested morning sex, but he apparently does not want morning sex.

Sadly, I do not know how to make a spreadsheet, but do know how to make a meme. I have thoroughly enjoyed all the spreadsheet-related humor! :)

It takes me longer than 20 minutes to blow-dry my hair...then use whatever heat tool for another 20. My husband has a shaved head, and it takes him longer than 20 minutes to get ready! 20 minutes is VERY low maintenance.

Do not interrupt my shows! Not kidding. If you don't want me to interrupt your FIFA, Super Bowl, etc., do not interrupt my Game Of Thrones. (or whatever)

Are you fucking joking? What you describe is a RECEPTACLE.

Oh, I bet that smug bastard bragged about his spreadsheet genius somewhere on the great, wide world of internet!

"Dear diary, I can't believe it is June, already! I have a big work trip coming up and prepping for that has been exhausting. I was hoping to have some quality time with Bob, but he is acting so weird! He keeps giving me these skeevy non-verbal signs and looking at me strangely. I don't know what is up. I have walked…

Well, bro....the clitoris is this way ⬇️ and it is a whole structure, not a magic button.

What a fucking asshole! Obviously, he sucks at sex. Also, he set her up in this situation. He knows she doesn't usually want to jump into bed after the gym, and knowing he was making a spreadsheet, he asked her when he would expect a "no."