Nobody tells you that in your sleep-deprived state, it sounds like the breast pumps are talking to you (sometimes in a mocking tone!) and you think you might be going insane. ;)

So painful! :( Nobody tells you that every time you take a shower, even with your back to the water, that it will be tear-inducing to feel the water on your boobs. Nobody tells you that the doctor will suggest that you line the nursing bras with cabbage leaves to reduce the swelling. Nobody tells you that you will…

My daughter attends a (very pricey) private art school. Instead of making coolers full of coondog punch, taking shrooms, or taking ecstasy like college ought to, they spend their time making costumes and going to Cons. A couple of months ago, the school had a Disney-themed party, but there were superheroes and other…

Let it go.

I wonder if Carey Mulligan is pissed about them using her voice and lines from The Great Gatsby?

I hate FaceTime. Haaaaaaate! Yes, I miss my kid that is several states away at school, but texts and calls work just fine. We aren't Facebook friends, and she won't tweet me. :P

Do this now! You might have a kid one day that wants to get married and have peonies!

You are getting your money's worth out of that gif, aren't you?

Speaking of making something creamy...

My dog is a Doxle. Half-Dachsund & half-Beagle.
She doesn't cooperate with pics. I keep taking them, anyway!
I used that Brushstroke app and just ordered a big portrait of her. :)

Suuuuuure. All I think of is satin + squashed flesh= hot & sweaty (not in a good way)

Christina Hendricks, this is how it is done.

I need that on a Father's Day card.

She gets to wear a longer skirt now when playing bagpipes! :) Those kilts must be chilly.
I just came across her son's recording of the bagpipes in action.

How very selfish, indeed. 24 years of teaching, and counting!
Puh-leeze.

Natalie Choin, as quoted in the article, seems to know what is important.
Crawl back under your bridge.
Also, not all shave their legs, you prick. @@

She looks FAB in this pic!

Do it!
Can they be deleted easily?

(The) Apple has been the downfall of humankind since the very beginning. :)