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The real story is that the interview (written by sports writer Jason Gay)

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I love cats that don't know what to do with the animals they are supposed to, you know, eat. My sister's parakeet got loose once and we came into the room to find our cats cowering under a chair while the bird harassed them.

One of the reasons I could never be president, besides all the slutty stuff I’ve done in my past, is because I would absolutely FLOOD the white house with pets. Cats and dogs underfoot like a fucking Disney movie.

TEAM CAT HQ is infiltrating government

That is the most British name for a cat ever. I love it.

Guy with a Masters in Special Education and 17 years working with children with severe autism here: 1. Fuck you DeNiro, you degenerate piece of garbage. 2. The causes of autism are widely accepted as a mess of disparate factors.....the age of the father, a heightened level of testosterone in the mother, genetics ( a

I truly feel for parents desperate to find something to blame for their child’s disorder, but once you cross the line into spreading dangerous untruths because you want the conspiracy to be true so badly, you must be told to sit down and shut up. Looks like Mr. De Niro has crossed that line.

Come on man, if you are agnostic you should get this... I can’t believe 8 other people agree with you.

Respect for Phil Robertson? Would it be respect for his bigoted ways? His cruel, monstrous twisting of Jesus’ words and actions? Maybe respect for the big scam where the Robertson clan pretended to be bearded hillbillies when actually they are clean shaven wealthy tennis playing country club 1%rs?

It was a piss-poor political speech from a redneck who makes duck calls, you sanctimonious redneck.

Nothing says Jesus like getting a plug in for your brand, then having one of family members shit out the national anthem

Duck Dynasty and NASCAR all in one spot? Was anyone in the crowd not related to each other?