Is it also the fancy ones that say “I gave up”? Truly blissful matrimony.

I miss I Thee Dread. It got me through my wedding planning. That being said, and for the bazillionth time: Reformation makes a great wedding dress and the aren’t all white. In fact, mine wasn’t even a dress. It was a matching skirt and top and it is GLORIOUS.

Her whole look is like she just got out of the shower and wrapped herself in one hell of a beautiful towel.

I like the blue column by J. Mendl, but don’t understand why it wasn’t properly fitted to the model. Someone needs to hoick that bodice up, stat.

Cholula? How bougey.

Are you Leonardo di Caprio and that’s how you got cast in “The Revenant”?

#TeamMargaret. I love her so much.

My dreams had all died...and here you present me with a brand new one!

And here is our mascot.

I have reserved a slot next Friday at the Kattencafe Kopjes in Amsterdam. I have paid 3 Euros to sit in a delightful cafe, eat snacks, and pet kitties for 2 hours. I will be in Amsterdam all week, going to see the Dixie Chicks, riding bikes among the tulips, checking out the Van Gogh Museum...but it is the kitty…

I kind of want a real cat to be inside that.

She is our Nerd Queen.

$40,000 to spend on yarn and cats, aka THE DREAM.

And sometimes Margaret likes to throw caution to the wind and combine her two hobbies:

I’m a librarian that wishes I were that chill. I do like to pet cats tho.

Thus the huge ambergris black market here.

According to Bob’s Burgers, it definitely is illegal in the US. Must not be a whale crimes unit in the EU.

This is a distinction without a difference.