Really? I feel like Jezebel has a pretty strong bent towards HRC. But maybe it's just the commenters.

I can identify with that.

Go home, Bill. You’re dumb.

The excuses from the Hillary supporters on facebook and twitter today have been pretty funny.

Now I’M crying

My big dog that we had for thirteen of his fourteen years died one day after stealing an entire rotisserie chicken off the counter and escaping from our yard. I was hella pissed at the time, but it makes me smile now. He did the dream exit - doing what he loved, going out on top. Still crying now though. I loved that…

Isn’t that a seed company? I used to get their catalog. I ordered a box of ladybugs from them once.

I actually saw that movie in the theater. Hahah I’m old.

I just had to look this up - I was thinking, “What don’t people like about this vegetable seed company?”

That reminds we how much I liked Jon and Gillian together in the movie Playing By Heart. And, how little chemistry Ryan Philippe and Angelina Jolie had.

I don’t know which one he’s talking about, but it’s the Impreza commercial that makes me cry. Dog. Bucket. List. I got teary eyed just typing that.

I do not get avocado toast. I’m adding it to my “I don’t get it therefore I hate it” list.

Pretty sure I’m a bad parent for wondering if it wasn’t warm enough just to let you air dry.

‘Allow them to be’ or rather ‘Could not be arsed to parent.’

Oh man, fuck burpees, fuck‘em straight into the sun.

I am living Patton Oswalt’s and Chelsea Peretti’s lives. I just don’t have their salaries.

So now Yoko wants the music to be made.

Earnest, sure, but also dumber than a sack of hammers hanging from a doorknob attached to a fencepost.

Those Subaru commercials are pretty good tho.