Extra few travel hours? A non-stop flight from Toronto to Santiago is 11 hours. Granted that wouldn’t be a typical flight, but that’s quite a lot to ask of players and staff that are probably still in their regular season. There’s a reason why in America we have the Eastern Conference, Western Conference and the like.

Is there a UEFA + AFC tournament?

Are you kidding? UEFA covers an area less than half the size of the Americas. You really expect Chile to play Canada?

Based on the effete slap-punch that Ventura tried to throw at Machado... I’m not sure he knows what he’s doing.

Those are some wide-open eyes. The look of a psychopath.

You’re overthinking it. This is just a small, low-quality JPEG that was enlarged for the purposes of this article format.

Sorry, this is off-topic, but man that is a poorly shot scene up top. It looks like the assassin is standing 5 feet behind the 2 guys in the foreground. No sense of kinetic interaction whatsoever.

Oh look, a miserable pile of stones! At least you could’ve picked some more interesting German castles to showcase. Fucking troll.

For the sake of your argument, it’s not relevant that the movie is produced in Asia. It’s relevant that the story was created in Japan and that the movie is an adaptation of a Japanese anime & manga. Likewise, the American movie you’re referencing is an adaptation of a Japanese anime & manga set in Japan.

There are many people that may agree with your sentiment, but they won’t express it here like you did. Of all the things to shit on...

Who cares? It’s obnoxious that the loudest voices get to be heard. Let these guys fall into obscurity for holding terrible, outdated views.

I’m not a fan of scalpers either, but I find it interesting that people unquestioningly spend their money on name-brand clothing or other pointless shit sold at 10,000% of their cost, but then complain about this stuff.

Bayern’s transfer activity is so obnoxious to watch from a neutral’s perspective. It seems like their strategy is to buy out their competition. And it seems like that doesn’t change even with a change in management.

Gotta admit, dude’s got balls of steel. That contraption looks dangerous as fuck. Hmm, they should get those Dude Perfect guys on it.

People are weird? I don’t know, those looks of disdain and condescension from stick-up-their-ass white people were pretty familiar. I love that those fuckers were caught on camera.

With all these people “cleansing” and “detoxing”, seems like a stray fart should let loose at some point. And yet, no hilarious moments at the office. I feel robbed.

Finn isn’t Han Solo—Finn is C3PO.

These are Barcelona’s 12 year-olds. Of course they know tactics & strategy—they’re only potentially 4 years away from playing with 30 year-olds.

It’s hard to tell if you’re being tongue-in-cheek or not. Can you clarify for those of us with broken sarcasm detectors?

I’m sorry they were special to you, but based on how they’re acting here, it sounds to me like they were really just tag-alongs. Friends who truly care about you don’t play along with groupthink bullshit. Good riddance—you’re better off without high school drama.