Ah, yes, yes. This is exactly what a not-at-all-fake relationship looks like.

I’ve never been less attracted to Tom Hiddleston

They are probably friends

Recording an album? Writing a book?

Right?

The only reality TV show set in the Hamptons I want to see is Ina Garten's friends secretly talking shit about her in between luxurious yet simple meals prepared by Garten's underlings.

My humble suggestion is that celebrities should wear fashion designers on the Red Carpet.

So we’ll just judge your body in a bedazzled sports bra and lycra booty shorts vs. a bikini. Baby steps.

The gushing over the Royal Family from this website always makes me a little uneasy... I’m British and don’t hate the Royals either, but they live lifestyles of unimaginable opulence for no other reason than inherited privilege. Meanwhile we are seeing growing child poverty in the UK.

Not calling out Sam Bee here, but wanted to get something off my chest: I’m always a little disgruntled when “thoughts and prayers” get mocked and derided in the wake of a shooting. My church (hippie dippie New England Episcopalians) formed a Gun Reform Legislation Committee after Newtown—we have teams of callers who…

God bless Sam Bee. She really is the rightful heir to the Daily Show—even if she’s doing her own show now. She’s the person who I look to now for her take on news events, who I can count on for catharsis.

There are few things more American than for-profit incarceration.

Glad to see the sudden fame and success Leo has achieved since breaking through in his Oscar winning role in the Revenant hasn’t fundamentally changed who he is. Got to keep true to yourself and never let Hollywood change you.

Thank you. I’m Dutch and I’m not nearly hearing this often enough. Terry Pratchett was right “humanity has a tendency to bend at the knee”. It’s such blatant pagentry and people ar eating it up. Of course, these are the same people who close their eyes when multi nationals weasel out of paying taxes, but go beserk if…

Wasn’t Middleton, like Diana before her, supposed to inject some fresh blood into this family of decrepit, interbred Germanic scroungers? Why do they, even the littl’uns, still look like chinless horses?

I don’t have anything against the present royal family either, but I wish ppl would remember how the Royals (and Royals from other countries) obtained their wealth which was by invading, er, “colonizing” other countries. Read about what King Leopold did to the Congolese. How do you placate hundreds of thousands of…