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Going to argue that snort giggles are splutters.

giggling intensifies!

Can adult women giggle in a non-bitchy manner?

She really is the smuggest, but I somehow can’t begrudge her any of it. It’s not as if we haven’t heard of brown sugar bacon approx 34892 times, but her youtube videos allow me to pretend that I, too, am married to an impossibly well-behaved NBA star with impossibly cute kids. Giggle bitchily forever, Ayesha.

I struggle to believe Hiddleswift is real (I think it’s just a PR stunt with him trying to be the next James Bond). I wish every gossip site would stop unironically reporting on the finer details of their relationship. It all looks too staged. They’re pretty far-fetched as a couple!

Funny how it’s rogueish when hot young men date hot models in their twenties, but as they age their tastes don’t and suddenly you get massively creepy middle-aged man vibes. Kate Winslet was always too good for him <3

Technically, she could disband parliament or refuse to sign laws into action if she wanted to. Also, she ‘invites’ the elected party to form a government. However, the British public probably would get its knickers in a twist if she did, and thus she remains neutral in the public eye - it’s self-preservation. However,…

Singapore might be one giant, glossy Starbucks (“Disneyland with the death penalty”), but its hawker centres contain possibly the world’s best street food. Surely people willing to eat in a makeshift prison instead are a few sandwiches short of a picnic? (even if we ignore the total lack of sensitivity or…

It’s lonely out here for British republicans (with a small r). Up the workers, etc.

I have nothing against Queenie personally, given she does a remarkable job for someone who is 90 years old and no one can deny that they are an extremely photogenic family. However, at the risk of seeming churlish (although I am British and that’s all we do), it’s worth reminding everyone that it is an actual…