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I really got into Twinja this week and it’s so damn fun! And distracting. Hella distracting.

Good evening Jezzies! What’s everyone drinking? Leinenkugel Summer Shandy. It’s hot as hell here today.

I am referring to them as Twiddles and no one can stop me!

Was hoping it would be Swiddles.

Reminder: Rita Ora and Calvin Harris used to date.

I thought the first photo was kind of touching, but by the second I was thinking, “No, this is not a photo op.” Showing your support is one thing, but creating an entire photo shoot around a tragedy? No.

Whatever, Jaden. Me circa 1989 says my overalls are cooler plus I have this towel. (Why so huge, Kinja? Why?)

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAA I AM LIVING

Someone should open up a pizza shop that only serves day old left over cold slices!

You leave my dime-store Rhianna alone!

GUYS What if Lord&Taylor is a thing because he thinks she’ll help him get the Bond role?

I haven’t met him either, but some interviews have been posted/linked here. And I generally enjoy the company of teenagers, but this one I don’t wanna meet.

I don’t know him so I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt.

I’m not so sure he’s a great kid and he takes the worst selfies.

Honestly, nothing against Jaden Smith. I’m sure he’s a great kid, but I just want to slap the shit out of him and straighten his clothes like ALL THE TIME.

who?

Can’t tell if I feel worse for everyone involved in 50 Shades for being involved in 50 Shades or having to spend time with Rita Ora.

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

IT’S TO SOON! We need news like this after the convention, after he’s locked up the nomination. This could lead to the GOP nominating a guy who has an actual snowball’s chance in hell of winning.