That’s actually really cute. But it also makes me realize the sinister cannibal subtext of naming your child "Steak". Gross.

That caftan looks like it would be worn by someone who likes that godawful Lilly Pulitzer shit.

It’s going to be interesting to see the warm fuzzy welcome home the junior Senator from Vermont receives as he returns to Congress. After spending a year calling his colleagues corrupt, insulting them and doing his best to destroy the Democratic party, I’m sure he’ll be receiving ALL the choice committee chairs, etc.

The Olsens both definitely have a thing for vintage. Can’t blame them. Usually worth more.

When I think George Condo, my first thought is that Hermes Birkin bag he “defaced” for Kanye to give as a gift to Kim. The stuff of nightmares, really.

I am strongly in favor of all political reporting being done in high school gossip girl fashion from now on, thanks!

After musing over that caftan for a good 3.5 seconds I have decided it is hideous. Also, did you intentionally go with lemons...hmmm, Becky?

Just because it's mean doesn't mean it's not accurate...

Reedus on spoilers:

Champagne wishes and caviar dreams keep you eternally alive!

do you mean Cannoli?

This will forever haunt my nightmares.

Sean Penn naming a child has the same process as a 4 year old naming a goldfish.

Is it too late to trade in Sean Penn for Spicoli?

James Franco, yes.

Apricot gelato sounds like it would be utterly amazing or ridiculously gross.

Dear Spencer Pratt:

Good tweets tonight! This one made me laugh.