Hey Bobby, I’m definitely certain you’re a better writer and journalist than I’ll ever be... but doesn’t this warrant a follow up and explanation before it becomes a complete post? I’m just as confused as you, and I’m just a poor humble reader.

My suggestion is that she didn’t really drive all these cars. She got them just so she could donate them.

Ugh, Page Six. What exactly is wrong with getting cars in order to donate them? Are we policing people’s charitable contributions now?

When I was 9, VH1 did a classic car giveaway that I was, for some reason, absolutely obsessed with winning. I begged my parents to continually let me call and enter the sweepstakes and I was one thousand percent sure I was going to win. I could just picture our front yard covered in cars, with the overflow lined up…

Sharon Stone the actress or Sharon Stone the dentist?

Afghanistan is Central Asia, and not the Middle East (you moron).

That was my very first taste of Hamilton (I know, I know).

You were the number one, in the end! I’ll never forget you!

I PAID OFF MY STUDENT LOANS. EARLY!!!!

You, too, could know the secret to online dating. Just send $1,000 to PO BOX ...

It’s my birthday and I fed a tiger today!

OMG I went to the Warped Tour 10 years ago and it was amazing... I hope she has so much fun :)

You’ve got Amy Sedaris as your profile picture, you can absolutely be my kid.

You’re the best, be my mom please?

I’m taking my daughter to her first concert (Warped Tour, ughhh) in a few weeks and so today we went to Hot Topic to buy her a dress to wear. Unfortunately the one she fell in love with is sold out in her size, so we are settling for a goth lacy number that will look beautiful on her, I’m sure, but it has to be…

Hey all!

Vacation Thread! Who has trips coming up? I make my yearly pilgrimage back to Maine next weekend. I will be attending a Red Sox game at Fenway with my best bro, as well as spending a couple of days at our condo on a ski mountain my father got a couple of years before he was paralyzed. It’s got a beach to the lake…

Your anecdotes about teaching always warm my icy, dead heart. :)

I’m pretty stoked today because I went on my first OK Cupid date in 2.5 years last night and it went really well! I was so nervous beforehand but he was super chill and really chatty, which was actually pretty nice for me because it took the pressure off to make conversation.