I always crave french fries and I don’t crave french fries right now. What in the hell is happening to me?

I recently re-watched that movie and was like WAIT WHAT?! Also, I’m supposed to believe that Julia Roberts’s character was some uber-successful, world-renowned food critic at the age of 27? Suuuuure.

BUT WHAT IF HER PREGNANCY IS INFECTIOUS

I feel like a lot of the problem these days with brows comes from overfilling rather than underplucking... or at least filling the brows in with a color that is WAY TOO DARK. Ladies be lookin like Groucho

Suggested baby names for the tiniest Stodden:

Oh my god Abbi is right. 28?! Holy fuck. I didn’t realize that was the age of desperation.

It looks like Hillary’s not really there and Jamie Lee is just smiling at a wig and a jacket.

We need her in the senate more than ever wth dipshits one and two in the running.

I fucking hate littering/litterers — CLEAN YOUR SHIT UP, PEOPLE!

Ohhh, good one.

Perturbed Sea Bass with laser beam helmets.

I like to compress them down into diamonds, which I then wear.

Favorite strategy for hating and killing all men thread!

Just make sure the PowerPoint slides aren’t too girly. Or too masculine.

Woah woah woah, is this all at the same company? You wore Banana Republic and Theory and were blocked from a promotion because those clothes were too sexy? Pants suits are too sexy?

OH MY GOD SAME!! I call it being “accidentally cute”

“You need to dress properly - it’s about respect!”