The sad thing is that I believe he’s sincere and harmless, but I also want him to tone it down because he’s become so closely associated for me with the kind of guys who think their allyship is a gift.

Who are these people? So that I can avoid their movies for the rest of my life.

I’m glad you are doing a story on this. I just saw another Facebook post on the weekend for another girl who went missing while possibly hitchhiking. Going to go see if she was found in the end. It’s rarely reported when that happens and I live right on Highway 16. :/

I know, I KNOW we have massive race problems in America. But I feel like because of that, Canada gets seen as this non-racist utopia, especially by my white Canadian friends. And it allows them to sweep this shit under the rug, because hey, at least they aren’t America. But this makes me so mad, and feel so helpless,…

I never liked the end of it. I always worried that the crash wasn’t enough to kill them both instantly and they laid helpless and dying agonizingly slowly in the dry Arizona sun for days.

Seriously. I saw the headline and said it should read “Woman acquitted for justifiable homicide.”

So.... which of these horribly powerful creeps called him first do you think?

I really hope it’s staged. Either way, this is something he finds funny, and it’s really, really not. Even if he didn’t actually do it, it’s pretty sick.

Okay, you sadistic bastard. Some chilies can cause chemical burns. The vagina is a vulnerable body part with a delicately maintained ecosystem. Kindly stick that chili in your eye and think about what you've done.

Rest in Peace, John. I will always remember you as the man who made me mildly motion sick on numerous occasions.

You’re totally right... People who describe themselves as “pranksters” always seem to just be sadistic assholes who don’t want to admit that they’re sadistic assholes.

UGH. Pranks that are either physically or emotionally hurtful are NEVER FUNNY. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

If this had happened to me, it wouldn’t be posted in the comedy section, it would be under crime because I surely would have killed him when I saw him holding out the pepper.

He’s so pretty!

Um, also? Can we talk about how FUCKING BEAUTIFUL Hasan Minhaj is? Cause... I definitely want to touch him.

I don’t even like it when people look at me for too long in public. The ONLY time strangers have touched me in public it has been grabby dudes and one time I should have called the goddamn cops because YOUR HANDS DO NOT GO UP MY SKIRT IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORE, WITH TWO OF YOUR BOYS WATCHING, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

But also that hunky Hollywood stars don’t necessarily deserve our adoration. They can be assholes, too.

I don’t like to be touched without permission.