Yup. Public spaces are shoe spaces. If we aren’t at a beach, pool, spa, or maybe a grassy area in a park, leave that shit on your feet.

hahahahahahha

AIRPLANES ARE NOT YOUR LIVING ROOM

tarantulas i’d be ok with. they have fur. Other spiders? Wellllll I dunno

I am a leggist. Fewer than two or more than four: get out.

It’s absolutely terrifying, isn’t it? I have lupus, and for a good couple of years my doctor tried to keep it quiet so nobody but us knew so I wouldn’t run into pre-existing condition problem if Republicans had their way with healthcare. I don’t wish bad health on anyone, but I wish they understood this feeling...

I have an image of flushing the spiders down the toilet and then an army of baby tarantulas crawling back out later onto someone’s unsuspecting tushie.

I’m sorry, does Donald Trump consider himself thin? I would never insult him for being pudgy because who cares, but it seems like he thinks he has a conventionally ideal physique, which...

I’ve said it before, but I don’t think I’ve ever actually met a Christian in my whole life. I’ve met a whole lot of people who claim to be Christian, but I don’t know anyone who has even given the old college try to actually following the things Jesus instructed them to do. None who “gave up everything to follow me,”…

As someone who also follows you on twitter, I can totally see you wearing these!

My “travel” socks.

When I see people walk through the TSA line BAREFOOT I lose my mind.

OH MY GOD WEAR YOUR SHOES

GAAAAAW! Just opened Jezebel and this creature filled my screen. I’m holding you all responsible for my lack of sleep this evening! I just can’t with spiders!

“Let the hetero, cisgendered children come to me, for such is the kingdom of heaven.”

While I have detested Trump since the 80's, I cannot help but feel gleeful of his relentless mockery of the odious turd that is Chris Christie. Sad!

Donald Trump ribs Chris Christie over Oreos