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I knowww, he seems like such a chill and intelligent dude so I really hope he’s not just going around assaulting Bernie supporters :/

I’m praying the babe will be named Dourtney.

she just said he’s the best husband because he picks up everything she drops. like literally just listed things she drops and he picks up.

No. My cats know what I look like naked. Hell, I’m naked right now. I’m the only human in my household, so there’s no reason not to be. (According to Wikipedia, Stowe and Benben’s only child is 20, so they may have gotten used to being the only people around in the last couple years.)

Dear Hairy Dude:

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This has nothing to do with Tweet Beat, but Janet Jackson turned 50 today and I’ll be damned if that isn’t worth celebrating. Escapade is still the shit:

Potential robbers,

I think the question was directed more at the notion that a baby’s chest doesn’t need to be covered in the way that an older girl’s or adult woman’s would beed to be covered in public. Like, we could just put kids in a swim diaper and bikini bottoms regardless of sex/gender, but we’re conditioned to want to cover up

I just find it odd that naked sleepers don’t have a robe handy. But then again, I am a never nude. Dressed or naked, that must have been a terrifying experience.

It’s that kind of a name. Too bad it’s attached to a guy who skeeves me out. Whenever I see him I think, “You have someone tied up in your basement, don’t you Brian Benben...”

I CAN ANSWER THE BABY QUESTION. I wondered the same thing until I had kids. It’s because trying to rinse the sand off of or change the diaper of a little girl wearing a one piece bathing suit is the kind of experience that should be reserved for those milling around the seventh circle of hell.

“He’s so FUNKY.”

The fact that she got up naked means she probably wasn’t thinking, “My house has been broken into!” Most people don’t when they hear funny noises at night. I’d assume my cats were up to their usual naughtiness.

OMG. “I’m hot, you’re not, top that!”

Maybe Brian Benben was asleep. Maybe Brian Benben is a heavy sleeper. Brian Benben. I love saying that name. Brian Benben.

I had no idea they were married. And they’ve been married for a billion years! (Okay, they got married in 1982.)

I really, really like Wendell Pierce, so I hope this thing was a huge misunderstanding.

It seems rather odd that the naked wife is the one who went to confront the intruder. Like what was her husband doing? Also, someone married Brian Benben? Ga-ROSS!

I’m sorry.