Did you try making them sandwiches? <runs away in terror>

I’m working on a podcast and publishing some opinion pieces to get my name out there. Stay tuned. #hustling

It feels better to have her home. She's sleeping.

My aunt is home from the hospital. I’ve spent the day with my cousins cleaning and getting it ready for her. Apparently, she was hiding how sick she really was from us. A lot of stuff still ahead for us. It's crazy.

You have to be better than Raven. Get thee an agent.

On that note, my husband shared this tweet with me the other day and I laughed much harder than he expected:

This might sound weird but kudos to the officer for proceeding correctly and with respect to the gentleman singing. After all the killings of mentally ill people by cops, this guy should be training his fellow officers.

Some men simply need beards. My partner is not allowed to lose his. It’s serious.

That looks like those net things they put on fruit so that it won’t bruise

i dont even hate it she looks like a spun sugar confection

EVERYONE PLEASE JUST DRESS LIKE A CREAMSICLE I LOVE IT

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Yeah but I’m keeping mine so it’s ok jezzies

I think the first time through it was called LL Cool J...

beard is better.

I literally can’t see him sans beard without thinking of Junior from Black-ish.

You guys I am flattered you think I am that shady but no, I’m just dumb, I’ll fix it ;)

I love Anna Kendrick and love the bright yellow dress on her. But I’m VERY ANGRY at her for attending the Cafe Society premiere. Wtf, Anna? I thought you were one of the good ones.

Kristen Stewart looks particularly odd in this ensemble because of the man in black standing directly behind her, which makes it looks like she is skipping sideways in tiny loafers.