Hahaha right? I was just like... if it was Beyoncé she wouldn’t have fallen.

Semi-related: you know you’re getting old when you hear on NPR that it’s Dennis Rodman’s birthday today and he’s FIFTY MOTHERFUCKING FIVE years old. 55!

flagged him

mmmm might be time to get off Jez for the weekend.

Some DICKS FOR BRAINS ungreyed that creep waterbell on the David Guetta story and all the horrible photos they’re posting are live now. Please scroll with caution.

FUCK what the actual shit

Jesus fucking christ there is really graphic stuff here and it’s not even in the damn greys, can someone get on waterbell, PLEASE.

If you vote for Killary this will happen:

Yes (temporary confusion). I was so disappointed to learn about AB.

I saw the kickstarter for that but I didn’t realize it got made. Yay.

Vulture reports the news about [Castle’s] cancellation, which means that next week’s perhaps cliffhanger ending will be the show’s last.

show sucked last few seasons, but I will miss it. I hope Nathan Fillion will make new Firefly show.

Nathan, if you need work, I will pay you to come to my apartment and read your parts of the Firefly comics.

Shoot. Now I won’t get my chance to continue to not watch it.

Too bad this will never, ever happen in the US. Ever.

Good.

So this is essentially the actual job Will would have gotten in real life?

Ben Affleck's performance is always better in movies where he's allowed to embrace his inner asshole, so this could actually be good.