NO NO NO NO, that was me asking! NO NO NO

“bitch, that’s not whipped cream that comes out of the bra. no, you don’t want to know what it actually is. you smell amazeballs, by the way.”

He only sees her on Good Times reruns.

Fuck Legolas, marry Stephen Colbert, and kill Orlando Bloom.

the correct answer is:

“I’m only going to tell you this one time. Stay away from my man or I will shoot you with my boob bra. You will see Fireworks. But while I’m down here is that cherry chap stick?”

Oh my god Jermaine you’re never going to believe this. Jermaine. Jermaine. You know Janet? Janet Jackson? The “baby”?

Sexy arrow to the lip thing is killing me.

he took a new selfie with out photo bombing

That is news!

So i was looking for some appropriate Legolas quote gif for this whole OrlSelPer drama. I failed in that reguard. However, I found something even better, Stephen Colbert as Legolas. I knew you good folks would approve.

Did Bobby change his little icon?

Good on her for being a nice lady and only saying “Gah! Ah!” when falling. Had it been me, they would have heard “Fuckin’ shiiiiiiiiiiit!"

That song is wretched, but respect for just saying “fuck it” and staying down. There’s no graceful way to get up after that (especially in heels and a tight dress), so you might as well take a breather.

I love how she just kind of gives up and lies there for a second, very relatable. AND she takes the mic down with her. Yeesh.

ouch ouch ouch, that ankle twist from the heels made me cringe.
How embarrassing, I do feel bad for her.

Wait... do we hate her? I’m losing track of who we think is bey and who we think is non-fleek.

eh, she should have told them to just photoshop that part out.