Counter theory and future blind item, Jake is Becky with the good hair.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

im in love with you for “crotch crickets”

Good. The man deserves no subtlety.

Bey: So then Jay stepped out on me with this Becky. But it’s cool because I’m gonna record a whole album about it.

Bobby needs to do the imaginary conversation bit here with Jay’s thoughts.

On this blind item, its time’s like these that make me sad that Abe Vigoda is dead.

I don’t think he’s ugly by any stretch, just doesn’t do anything for me. Crotch Crickets.

Nicki Minaj is so good at Twitter feuds that she doesn’t even have to Tweet to win one.

“proponents of the bill are defending it by saying that it’s necessary to protect schoolchildren from protesters outside the clinics”

“Getting in motion next to the ocean”? “beach blanket boner-go”?

spit swapping at the shore?

According to the new issue of Star, which came out on Wednesday, Perry and Bloom had their “first fight” on April 13 “after he embarrassed her at the Parker Institute for Cancer Immunotherapy Launch” in Los Angeles.

Do we think Kylie is referring to herself or Kendall here?

Here are some photos of Kristen Wiig and her new boyfriend tongue-fencing on the sand.

Shhhhuuuttt uppppp Demi, you are turning into a fifteen year old on myspace at this point

Is it too much to hope that it’s Melania and literally any Muslim or Latino actor on the market?

So less is more, Demi. Unless you’re Demi Moore?