I babysat my cousin’s two kids. The older one went to school half a day and then would sometimes go down the road to play with the little girls down there. The younger one, Dustin wanted to go too so I let him. A while later the girls are all coming up the road and bringing up the rear is little Dustin about twenty…
My thoughts EXACTLY! Girls are awesome. fin. PROST.
When I was around 5 I apparently stuck about 7 Pom pom balls up my nose and the only way the art teacher found out about it was when she noticed my brother digging around in there. I don’t remember if I refused to tell her about it because I was embarrassed or if I was simply resigned to my new, congested life. I may…
You know what they say, “may you live in interesting times.” You're doing it!
I’ll take support, even when it is largely motivated by cabernet.
It’s like when my parent’s Yorkie barks at their neighbor’s Great Dane.
I have to remind myself that we were all so stupid as kids and this is why they need to be supervised.
I was in charge of a youth group once, and I was teasing some of the kids about Pop Rocks and soda making your head explode. Of course, they didn’t believe that. But then I said, still in the same joking tone, “But it’s REALLY cool if you stick them up your nose!”
This is my favorite Jezebel post of all time because I am easily amused and have had two excellent and generous glasses of cab.
This week I had to say to a girl “why did you lick a paintbrush?” That is on the ever growing list of things that I’ve never thought I had to say to a kid. It doesn’t top the time I had to explained to a boy that “you can’t use sharpie to draw eyebrows back on after you shave them off.” Then show him how he should…
I am just cackling, scrolling through these. I think their insults are as funny as the pictures, truthfully.
Hahaha I love kids, they’re so weird. This is why I chose to teach high school.
They have yet to learn that a bun can hold all the pens.
Noooooo, not Mr. Pointy, Mr. Gordo will be happy to help you out! And no stabbity stabbity!
True. My classmate texted me several weeks ago saying that she thought John Kasich seemed normal compared to the rest of the field and I was like, “STOP. Let me send you some stuff.” Piece of shit.
oooh. i hadn’t gotten that it was a haiku. so much better!
Maybe she’s fine, but maybe...
Ronan Farrow is an idiot. John Kasich is a total piece of shit in his own right.
Ai love you. 🌺