When is the GOP gonna learn that women want much more substance from their female candidates. Just having a vagina won't cut it nowadays.

My birthday was Sunday and this shitshow has been a true gift.

She did the Arab Spring? Is that like doing the Nae Nae?

Au Revoir, Les Felicias!

Everybody in that picture is dressed hideously. Lovato should be grateful to not be tagged.

I learned recently that when referring to STD/STI tests you aren’t supposed to refer to yourselves as “clean” anymore because of the connotations it has for someone who tested positive for STD/STI”s (unclean) and it made me realize how thoughtless language can be. I recognize how little this has to do with your…

Now spokespeople for the Campaign for Safe Fisting I could understand...

It’s pretty shoddy advertising - what do Bert and Ernie have to do with the tagline “out of the stoneage”? Why not use Fred and Barney from the Flintstones if you’re going balls to the wall with unlicensed material. Yeah, this was slapped together to get publicity knowing it would be quickly taken down. That, or…

NSF anywhere.

Also, they know that a “positive” test means they were implying that Ernie has a VD (is that the term we use today or is it still STD?) and was ignorant about the results, which, uh, yeah can be seen as “tarnishing.”

Sent from my son onboard:

Adam Levine cannot not make everything about him.

I have the same reaction to pregnant women being described as “popping” or “ready to pop” as many people do to the words “panties” and “moist.”

Can we fire Adam Levine into the sun already?

Curse you for giving me a reason to (even momentarily) feel compelled to defend Meghan Trainor.

Meghan Trainor’s perfect date is staying in, drinking tequila, and watching Deadpool?

which contained precious memories, including pics of his grandma’s 100th birthday party.