This truly is the darkest timeline.

It’s nice to know that my childhood crush on David Hasselhoff could theoretically really have led to marriage someday.

Hopefully there won’t be six seasons and a movie of it...

I’m taking a hip-hop class this summer that will be an unmitigated disaster and could not give a fuck how dumb I look.

he made several racist/sexist statements and people said “Oh, people won’t vote for him”

I’m #TeamBernie, but I will absolutely vote for Clinton over Trump if it comes to that.

You mean like the one being introduced into the Texas legislature by our bag of dicks governor?

I’ve had a few Bernie fans who have ardently said they refuse to vote for Clinton but now I’m hoping they’ll see it’s Clinton or Trump, and come over to the dark (democratic) side. Not voting at all is basically a vote for the other party.

I know! Craig Mazin and his Cruz hate will also be missed.

I certainly hope so but until she is saying the last lines of that presidential oath I’m going to be breathing into a paper bag.

If we don’t laugh we’ll just end up crying Deerlady.

I was a Bernie supporter for most of the primary but now that shit is getting real I’m in full Hillary mode. She’s going to pummel Trump into the ground and I’m really excited to see her kick some ass now.

It almost feels like we’re headed for the bad future that your eyepatch-wearing future self would come back to warn you about.

Now, I'm freaking out how close Trump is to the presidency. This whole Republican nomination process has been an unmitigated nightmare of epic proportions. Everyone was horrible in their own ways.

maybe trump will pre-emptively name her secretary of the treasury and we can go for a hat trick

Tom Hiddleson, shantay you stay.

Carly lost this election twice.

Yep, here’s to the 80's kids. May we someday find the words to explain why today’s kids should never, ever bring back acid washed jeans.

Lets pour one out for the childhood crushes of those of us old enough to remember when it was cool to have a crush on The Hoff.

Kelsey Grammer seems like more of a dick the more I hear about his personal life so it's not hard to believe Camille.