Are you sure that’s not autotune?

I mean. Vote for him based on his policies not the amount of hundreds of sharp teeth he has in his totally human skull! Gosh. You’re being really extreme here.

He was MOLTING the molecules in his skin that could allow his corporal self to time travel. It JUST WASN’T possible.

he disapeared :((((( he is missed here

Look it's hard taking a human form. God. Give Ted a break.

where is Cat Headquarters to sort this shit out

maybe because PETA kills 90% of the animals they “rescue” because they believe death is better than pet ownership? or how some of their “rescues” were in fact dognapped from front yards, and were in fact loved pets? AND that’s not even touching the racism, antisemitism and sexism in their ads. So honestly, there…

I’ll say this: I’ve voted crossover before, but never for the worst candidate.

Ted Cruz is DEFINITELY not the zodiac killer. He wasn’t even on this planet yet. So can we stop this ridiculousness! Everyone knows getting here from Gorrhruop takes at least a thousand years. And like once he got here he was so busy murdering neighborhood dogs and drinking the blood of ten thousand squirrels that he…

Justin Bieber’s parents make me sad. Kid really never stood a chance. Every time I hear that song “Love Yourself” with that line about his mom not liking the girl I’m like “fucking GOOD. Your mom is a racist exploitative garbage person and if she doesn’t like me I am DOING SOMETHING RIGHT GODDAMMIT”

Omg did her dad look like Liam Neeson because I am picturing Liam Neeson. I’m a fatherless child myself but I adopted Danny Trejo and Jerry Orbach as my TV dads.

Phil Hartman as Frankenstein.

Also, fuck the tiger for a totally squandered mauling opportunity.

A tiger at an engagement party: both extravagant and low rent, all at the same time.

Team mauling cat. Yes. Cat....

Team cat

“a tiger at his father Jeremy’s engagement party”

We’ve all been in a mood. It’s cool.

Fuck people who use wild animals for their entertainment.