i just finished my tub of Garnier Ultra-Lift Miracle Sleeping Cream, which i adore. switched to NUXE Ultra Comforting Night Face Cream, which the duane reade lady recommended for warmer months, and i’m also loving it. it smells like funky honey, and is not as pillowy light as the garnier cream, but my pores look…

HEY! I flapped around like a fish before this bed and I will continue to flap around like a fish! WHY ARE YOU JUDGING ME.

nope nope nope at wilmer who slept with multiple teens while in his late 20s/30s (mandy moore and lindsay lohan besides demi) you dont get to be a predator and be woke!

Is there any clearer indication of what “fashion” is really for than shoving a woman into a ziploc bag?

We'd get so many false positives from the dogs getting on and off the bed all day.

Moreover, vibration sensors in the bedsprings can pick up the duration of said usage, the intensity and the “impact per minute”

You should talk to your doctor about Cholera. Not for any real reason, it is just interesting.

My 5 year old read the title, gave a big sigh, and said, “I will get that for you mother’s day.”

I’m just so glad his neck has shrunk down since his wrestling days.

It’s really just him yelling “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLL” for three straight minutes.

Get in line honey lol

No thank you. I will wake up the old fashioned way, jerking violently awake out of a state of terror, seeing that I am still alive sighing deeply and listening to one of the loneliest number. THANKS THOUGH, ROCK.

Please note, this guy has kids so all you hipsters are listening to DadRock.

Evans reportedly told the paper, “I haven’t done it for a while, but I will do it again… If you get your willy out, it’s the funniest thing in the world.”

I have never once shown my dick to someone who didn’t want to see it. Which is why I simply don’t understand how hard it is for these people who go around showing off their todger all the time to keep it in their fucking pants in the workplace.

I’m pretty sure Stark has flashed his dick to NUMEROUS female coworkers.

Oh all the Avengers who would show their junk I would have bet good money it would have been the Hulk.

Except Jeremy Clarkson was less of an asshole. Seriously, I’m absolutely not defending Clarkson’s past dickishness.