Thank you. The look on his face makes me want to vomit.

It didn’t look like there would be more Emma Stone even if Sony kept Spider Man. I hope I’m not about to spoil something for you but she died. I’m sorry for your loss

The ways he’s looking at her, though.

Yep. In the Northeast (well, everywhere, but it seems like especially in the Northeast), everyone has some percentage of Irish. I doubt that the people who fled during the Potato Famine were hanging out on their decimated land going, “Hm, I wonder if my U.S. visa paperwork will come in the mail today.”

It’s an extremely common thing, though. Faced with an incredibly difficult and complicated system, those who make it through will emerge with, usually, one of two different beliefs. Either “I jumped through all the hoops and had to deal with all the utter bullshit, so everyone else should too,” or “I had to deal with…

I understand why wealthy people vote republican but I’ll never understand why immigrants support republicans. My father & his side of the family are immigrants and they’re the same way. You’d think you’d want to support fellow immigrants instead of burning the bridge behind you. It’s a lot of “I got mine!”. And…

as it took place through a lawful and special program.

Her first initiative should be to make sure all needy Eastern European “models” that come to the U.S. can find a wealthy husband and to help Donald set up a government agency to facilitate their resettlement to America. Cleary SeekingArrangement.com is not doing the job.

You mean a center for ants?

“He stresses that his family members were legal immigrants.”

Just putting this here for the Simon Baker fans

With some finger guns and winks

I’m trying so hard to think of what her “initiatives” would be as a first lady and can’t even come up with anything stupid but plausible enough.

Every response is literally just “cha-ching!”

To be fair the hot coffee lawsuit woman needed skin grafts. This, however,... girl it’s called light ice.

Even though I found the ending to the Red John saga disappointing, Simon Baker was always delightful.

I never watched the show but I always thought it was a competition about who was the most mental.

Now I guess we have a “coffee is too cold” lawsuit.

Plaintiff also complained that:

The dangerous part of shows like Biggest Loser is that it does lasting damage to bodies while simultaneously selling itself as inspiration for the people at home. Already the editing makes it look as if these people are losing 15 pounds a week so people at home losing 1 through a healthy diet feel bad about…