Worshipped by Pastafarians near and far. But not the ones in prison. Cause they’re being denied their rights.

CANDIDATE ALL THE WAY 2016!!!

i for one applaud them for trying to put an end to the scourge that is overhead lighting

That’s a lot of fucking lamps for one room.

The woman card gets us invited to meetings where we are spoken over and every idea is brushed over until a man repeats it.

Should have called one Becky. Becky with the good stripes.

Somewhat related, this makes me laugh forever

WHY DID THEY GIVE TIGER CUBS SOCCER MOM NAMES

“I now declare this regal and magnificent tiger shall henceforth be known as.....Joanne.”

I don’t understand how this can be real evidence. To quote Hannibal Burress, even a murder has a couple friends who can say some nice things about him.

No, it was actually 60 letters;

MANDATORY MINIMUM SENTENCING FOR MINOR DRUG OFFENSES YET THIS GUY GETS OFF WITH ZERO TIME FOR BEING A SERIAL KID FUCKER?

OH, here’s the list. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-dennis…

I’m not sure what makes me angrier: That he asked the brother of one of his victims to write a letter on his behalf or that 40 other GOP assholes did.

he went to jail because he also hurt other rich white guys. If it was just us silly poors he just would have been "very sorry"

Someone yesterday made an excellent point, every senator who wrote a "character reference" for this monster needs to be examined by the public and their political opponents.

Or not of old age at all.

I don’t ask for much out of life.

As my grandfather says..

What I don’t get about naturopaths is that they always claim that “back in the old days” people healed themselves with these natural remedies. Well, no. They didn’t. They usually died. They might not die of a little trifling cold or fever (although some did!) but they died in large numbers of diseases that today have…