FUCK THE SUN, DO IT

Can we throw Freddie Mercury into that tableau? Or would that just melt the sun from all the awesomeness?

Perfume does not mask smoke.

I’ll have both, please.

To be honest, I have a phobia about flying. So, basically, I hold it together through the line because you can’t look too unhinged while being searched for weapons, but once inside, I cry the entire time, because I firmly and irrationally believe I’m going to die in the next few hours as the plane goes hurtling into…

Not necessarily stuck-up, though she might be, but “stupid” is strongly implied. And like not just white, but really white.

omg that dog one is too much ahhhhhhh! such cute! such fluff!

I want to make out with German Seth Rogen.

Airports are a particular nightmare for people on the autism spectrum, like Boyle. One of my dear friends is a brilliant academic who’s got some serious Asperger’s; airports are a special kind of hell for her.

I firmly believe that having to fly on a plane, no matter how briefly, should allow you several days of complaining about how awful it was and how much it took out of you. Breakdowns are all part of the process of air travel.

I’m a little disappointed that we, as a society, have not collectively decided to just call him Zefron.

*raises hand* I have also maybe and probably had an airport breakdown. Haven't we all?

He and Bowie are in a secret bunker working on a mind-blowing collaboration and I will accept no substitutes.

I love whoever nominated “Schoolie McSchoolface”.

TRUMP BEING IN CHARGE OF

idk, i think he’s becoming john travolta slash kesha and it’s freakin me out

Team Dog is forever!

I would love it if Bey’s most surprising twist was that Lemonade could literally not be streamed by dbags like penn badgley

PLEASE LET JEMIMA BE RIGHT.