January 2013: The first rumblings about an affair between Jay Z and new Roc Nation artist Rita Ora begin to emerge.

I wish I could say Target actually posted this, but it's a satire page.

I have a beautiful blonde haired niece too...yet I’m not worried about her using the restroom with a transgender peeing in the next stall. Neither are her parents. Want to know why? Transgender isn’t a synonym for predator.

As much as I hate this term, these people are sheep. This wasn’t even an issue until Texas and S.C. decided to legislate they’re bigotry, now all of a sudden everyone worried about the “big bad transsexuals” molesting they're special little snowflakes. Did they not know transgender people have to expel they're…

If anyone is in danger in a bathroom, it’s trans men and trans women forced to go into the wrong one. I can think of tons of situations where trans friends of mine have been yelled at, had a glass bottle thrown at them, had someone punch them in 7 Eleven late night (during fucking Pride, of all times) . If my friend…

My father and I got into a huge fight about this yesterday. I watched my niece and nephew while their parents went out and he dropped by (he’s an asshole and we can’t stand each other) and I told him I worked my shift at target yesterday morning, he was honestly surprised that people weren’t protesting outside (at a…

That guy is hot. I totally want him to use the same bathroom as me.

That’s the name of a romance novelist who overuses the word “member”.

I love the extra dose of paternalism sprinkled through all this. Think of the women! The poor, defenseless girls! Oh dear! Please, government, save us from the imaginary boogeymen. It’s like they seriously think trans people are dudes with mustaches running around in wigs.

This means a man can simply say he “feels like a woman today” and enter the women’s restroom

Do they realize that by not allowing trans people to use the bathroom that corresponds with their gender identity they are the ones demanding that men use the women’s bathroom? Or do they just not think trans men are real? Would they seriously prefer this man using the women’s bathroom?

“If we let them pee indoors they might think they’re *people*!”

How do they plan to enforce the “no male genitalia in the women’s restroom” rule? Have Paul Hogan sit outside every ladies’ room in the country and check every person attempting to go inside?

“Loretta Sawyer White” no offense to the rest of you Loretta Sawyer White’s out there, but this is one of the times were you read a name and see the opinion and shrug and go, yeah, sounds about right.

Clearly, Target’s dangerous new policy poses a danger to wives and daughters.

Won’t someone think of the beautiful blonde children?

This whole thing is sadly the next logical step for the bigots who have only just now begun to acknowledge that they lost the fight against gay people. That disgusting facebook post shows the pivot in action; “Look, I don’t hate gays, I’ve learned to tolerate them, but trans people? One must have decency!”

Let’s be honest. None of these boycotters were ever shopping at Target anyway. They’re definitely all Walmart shoppers.

It’s true. Straight, cisgenred men never ever commit sexual violence against women. It’s those scary gender mixed up people! This is a huge elaborate plot to get access to girls!! You know how many girls are attacked in bathrooms by trans people every day! . . . oh wait, what? none of that is true???