They’re udderly huge!

Elephants are so hot right now. After the sexy gorilla moment last year, the elephant will most likely be the sexy animal of summer 2016.

Dat ass, tho

Look how perky they are. Totally had work done.

Well, I honestly learned something new about elephants today.

And to think people were touting Webb as the solution to the Bush-era setbacks of the Democratic party back in the mid-oughts. Who could possibly have guessed that a socially conservative white male with nominally progressive economic policies would turn out to be just racist?!?

Luckily, I come from the American North, where the historical treatment of minorities is spotless.

Ohh yeah, the Collin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles hybrid.

Let me guess...

“Any white person whose ancestral relations trace to the American South now risks being characterized as having roots based on bigotry and undeserved privilege.” <—- yep.

Jim Webb, a former Senator who once killed a guy, dropped out of the Democratic primaries race back in October. We miss him. We miss him so much.

A black woman literally bleached her skin white to look beautiful in white Americas eyes, unemployment rate for African Americans double that for whites, unemployment for Latinos higher than whites, all economic gains have gone to whites, . White people are the standard for beauty and success. Yet white people are…

He’s right about universal white privilege; I seriously doubt being white confers any advantage upon you in the event of proximate supernova explosion or depressurization in the vacuum of space.

Retta tweeted a video of her drinking some lemon seltzer waiting to leave work to watch hahahaha

I just “learned” this expression:

When life gives you lemons...

the rachel ray jokes have been killing me.

too thirsty but can’t drink lemonade?

Or...

Becky with the bad hair day.