It's a choose your own adventure story!
FeedTheDevilSoup
feedthedevilsoup
Seriously, is this a fill-in-the-blanks exercise meant to turn us into citizen journalists, or what the heck was this article.
Let me be the latest to say I love the new avatar. I just change my name, i’ve gone from bus to boat. If i change both I doubt anyone would know who i was :)
Thank you, and also, I’m sorry :/
Delusion Collusion
Is there some sort of factory that pumps out these blonde conservative dames? They all look like they were assembled en masse with a limited choice of distinguishing features
My husband and I were watching Jaws last night and it occurred to me that it was nice when everyone in a movie didn’t have to be beautiful. We figure if they made that movie today, Viggo Mortensen would play Quint.
She looks like those pictures of Renee Zellwegger that made everyone say Renee Zellwegger had too much done, which is several layers of having too much done.
It would have been better if when Kylie finally turned around her face was a decrepit ghost and she lunged at the camera and killed Rob.
One time at a bar after a Jets game I spilled a beer on someone's baby. The woman yelled at me and I just said that's what you get for having a baby in a bar.
I wonder how many of those “I would never leave my babies” are the same ones shushing me AT THE BAR so I don’t wake up their babies. (I’m looking at you, lady with the blue sweater and the baby sling thing.)
that’s just doesn’t sound right
They're just ordinary people
Hell hath no fury like the uninvolved.
None of the concern trolls seem to be upset that John left his nine days old to have a meal....