LOVE IT! Ring-tailed lemurs were my fave until I joined Team Red Panda. They’re still hella cute, though.

I didn’t get them, until I marathoned every ep of Broad City. Yeah, they talk about grass and poop, but that is just skimming the surface of what they are doing. Not trying to say you cannot dislike them, but their comedy is a lot more subversive than toilet stoner humor.

“full house was disgusting... it was like a 1950s to 1990s GARBAGE cult!”

Koran really does seem to have gone the way of”Moslem”, hasn’t it? I just searched Jezebel for “Quran” and found many articles that use that spelling, including by this author. I don’t know why but Gawker media has often seemed to be downright hostile to style guides, I will never understand it.

Whenever I hear someone say “I’m a very spiritual person....” I sneeze while mumbling BULLSHIT

~ live ~ laugh ~ love ~ eat dinner on TV trays ~

This lone dog in Brooklyn is actually all of us arguing over shift work at the co-op and that we need to redefine what artisinal truly means.

live, laugh, love!

Every paper mache shithole apartment in LA is 20% fancier when plastered with Sears-style engagement photos of yourself

All the non-drinking muslims get together with the abstinent single Catholic folks.

“The primal, ball slapping sex your parents are having right now”

“Lindsay Lohan is open to _______ for attention.”

How “fancy” could that high rise be if it’s built so cheaply that you get clouds (ie that's a lot) of smoke in your place from your neighbor's?

“America has portrayed holding a Koran in such a different way to what it actually is.”

Usually. Except on Thursdays. And Margarita Mondays. And birthdays. Maybe New years. Definitely on Christmas. Sometimes at the beach, but like in a vitamin water bottle bc I’m not trying to get grief from the popo. But other then that NO. Except maybe. yes. :/

Does she know they usually don’t consume alcohol?

as long as they have long fight sequence, i am game

Alright Hollywood, where is my spy thriller with Angelina and Charlize? I would much rather watch those two try and rip each other’s throats out than suffer through another Jack Ryan movie.

I feel you, Mara. I didn’t pay $5,000 a semester to listen to bros “whisper” about sports, chicks, and how every female professor at the university is a bitch.