I pay extra for dented cans.

now now now, calm down and lets talk about chem trails

#ArsenicIsOrganic

I paid precious money for these toxins, thankuverymuch.

Andrew Mcarthy is still ok, right?

And Jenny McCarthy.

I don’t juice for fear of it cleansing away my Botox.

People need to stop taking dietary and health advice from people like Gwenyth Paltrow.

$4000 Root canal + crown, ug. First credit card expense I wasn’t able to pay off immediately, which started my gradually increasing & now seemingly intractable credit card debt.

Having to go back to school after the leaving the Army. The GI Bill only goes so far when you’re going full time to school and trying to provide for a family. Now that I’m done with school and working in my career, there is relief about 3-5 years out.

A week long emergency stay in the hospital out of state and the plane ticket back home once I was finally released. :( I have insurance but it was like getting taken out at the knees.

Death in the family. Nothing like $2k in flights and hotels unexpected plus the whole reading of wills, time off work, and if you are immediate family or executor, holy hell are you taking time off work and dealing with fights, etc. I would have paid someone $20k to take care of it for me as I never want to be in that…

Out of pocket travel expenses for work to the tune of $5000 that took 7 months to get paid back. This was right after grad school, the year I made $16000. I had to borrow from my Mom. Fuck UT.

Our well ran dry. Turns out it was never dug properly, and our home inspector didn’t catch it. Having a new well dug cost $8K we had to put on a credit card.

Cancer. A little over $200,000 in medical expenses with no job and no insurance.

How about a $25,000 Vet bill for my dog who almost died from a auto-immune disease. 4 years later I'm still trying to pay it down.

My air conditioner died a few years ago. I ended up paying almost $11,000 for a new one with a new heating system and the duct work plus labor.

So, about 2 years ago, I was on a tight-ish budget, I was dipping into my savings one month, and the next I was putting it back the next month. So right around thanksgiving shit hit the fan... The building that I had a condo had been bleeding money and had to request money from the tenants to make up for some of their…

Pet surgery

I had a kidney stone that didn’t want to move. Bastard cost me 6 grand when all said and done.