ilu, Tilly. Don’t ever change.

Nope. I’m loving it too. I’m not a sportsliker, but I can dig snarky semi-sports-related articles.

I’m grey on everything *but* Lifehacker. It would be hilarious if I got ungreyed here before Jezebel.

OMG I’m dying. (Please don’t make one of these of me if I do.)

I just stifled a giggle so hard that my coworkers looked at me funny.

Meh. Imma let her finish, but Teen Steam was the best workout video of all time.

Is he a real guy? I thought this was a list of fake names because I had never heard of any of them. This is why I don’t hang out at Deadspin. I am decidedly non-sportsy.

Just picturing that is relaxing. I need to stop being jealous and start figuring out how to change my own backdrop.

The bowels are above us? That explains so much.

Also, you should always close the lid before you flush anyway. Otherwise, every surface in your bathroom is covered in stuff you really don’t want to see under a blacklight. This includes your toothbrush.

I get that. I’m slightly the opposite because I have some education, but I never finished my degree (and I’m in way too much student loan debt to take on yet another one so I can finish), so I feel kind of stuck in my limited options.

Ah, ok - so it’s definitely not a replacement for my current job then. Oh well. Thanks for the info though. Sounds like you’re seriously living your best life. :)

This. I am an old, but does anyone else remember the magazine Mode? It was around in the late 90s/early 00s and featured nothing but curvy girls being fashion-y. I miss it so. It was the only fashion magazine that made me happy when I was done reading it.

How did you get into transcription? I’ve randomly thought about doing that a lot, but I’ve never really met anyone who actually does it.

Holy crap, Dick Butt is an actual meme? I thought it was just something someone drew on a post-it and stuck to the TV that plays Fox News all day in my office building. I’m so behind the times.

This man does not have a hot body. I guarantee you this.

I thought the exact same thing. Maybe she really is a 37 year old divorcee and doesn’t just play one in movies.

I look forward to her multi-million dollar lawsuit.

He even managed a little smile before the disappointment came crashing down. Heh.

My favorite part of that whole thing is Brian’s little failed cartwheel. It’s adorable.