I live in a state that will almost certainly be red, thus rendering my vote in the general election meaningless, but I will be damned if I’m not going to fill in that DEM bubble so freaking hard.

Get David O. Russell to direct it and they just might all kill each other.

Damn you! I had successfully wiped that movie from my memory and now I have to remember it exists all over again. Grr.

Her tweets are awesome. She’s like a mini self-help book sometimes and I love her.

We are clearly on the same page here and I like that.

I don’t think she’s been mentioned much lately, so I’m not sure - but it stuck in my head. Kind of like Boobs Legsly. I call Blake Lively that so much that my husband only knows her by that name.

Let the screaming commence!

Can I join you? I’m all fired up now!

Exactly. Not to mention the second one has bonus Christian Slater and that hilariously earnest Jon Bon Jovi soundtrack. I know every word to every song and IDGAF who knows it.

The only person I knew from that show until now was Drunkface McCord (™ Fug Girls). Why did I have to learn about someone else? Argh.

All the stars for you.

I do a similar job and am often dismayed by people who say they are (sooo much sic) “detailed-oriented” and have “preformed mulitple task.” These people almost always have MBAs.

This reminds me: Mike Yard said something on The Nightly Show a few weeks ago about how he doesn’t think the whole thing with Hillary is sexist because he doesn’t see men in his life being intimidated by powerful women. Plus, he’s only attracted to powerful women! It was really disappointing because I normally like…

I saw a minivan the other day with “my kid does sports” stickers that said “Lambdin” and “Kaydince.” I don’t know why I care so much, but ugh.

I have a double feature of those movies once every few years - and every time it gets harder and harder to keep a straight face when Charlie Sheen says “Billeh!”

He was Jimmy on Raising Hope. I have no idea what he does now other than tweet the truth, but that’s cool by me.

I just noticed something - this calculator is assuming that I’m somehow in a magical tax bracket of 9% currently when I am definitely not (not in any way rich, but I’m in a double digit bracket). Did I miss something, or are they seriously skewing these numbers?

This. I had a 10 minute surgery last year and the anesthesia alone for that ended up costing me $637 *after* insurance.

OMG - is it wrong that this has made my day? The justice!

Same. I also very much want all of the shoes in this spread, but mostly these: