Nina is awesome and everyone should follow her right this second.

This kind of thing, plus an overwhelming smell of menstrual blood and poo at all times = my office building’s women’s room.

Hoverers are the WORST. In trying to avoid grossness, they are in fact making it 100 times more gross for the rest of us (especially when it’s not pee). Argh. I wish we could outlaw hovering.

I never would have been allowed to (my parents were weirdly controlling), so it’s not really a regret thing as much as it is a jealousy thing, but thank you for saying this. I’m really sorry you’re in pain though. I have RA now, so the achiness was on the cards for me no matter what I did - but I have a feeling that…

I used to be so jealous of kids who got to do stuff like that, but now that I’m old and everything hurts when it rains, I’m super glad I didn’t make it worse. I still wish I had tried figure skating for a bit though - my inner child wants to be Oksana Baiul so badly.

I know this is true because I had to be contorted into a weird position for surgery once - and I woke up sore af. Luckily I had pain medicine for a bit after that.

I have it on pretty good personal authority (if I remember correctly) that The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is also fun while high. It’s possible I just watched it while going “woo” a lot - and that was pretty fun, so I might be confusing the two.

Corbett—who’s neither cut his hair nor grown an upper lip since the first film—enters every room with a line that equates to “It is me, John Corbett. I am here now.”

It’s ok, you guys. Bezoars don’t exist anymore. Buffy killed their mom.

Yes! I would pay an exorbitant amount of money for that.

Aww. That was back when he had hair too. I remember that (not your dream, the show). :)

Just for that, have this. May the faces he makes while trying desperately to be cool haunt you forever.

I’m more interested in what’s happening with Hillary’s right arm in the last picture. Is she hiding something in her hand? Is Bill holding it there? Was she about to flip everyone off and Bill stopped her? It’s kind of unsettling.

This has nothing to do with Travolta - I just want Jonathan Banks to follow me around in real life and react to stuff for me. He could also provide a running commentary if he wanted to. I find him delightful and he needs to be everywhere at all times.

Then someone decided “Let’s feed the beans to an animal, then retrieve the beans from their poo and wash them off before we burn them, ground them, and throw them in hot water.”

Surprise Romper is my new band name.

LOL - I was just thinking that.

Pretty sure it’s this guy (who’s a producer now) - David Glasser:

Here he is with a fun mullet in Pump Up the Volume. Drusilla is supposed to be in that too somewhere, but I didn’t see her (just her name in the credits when I watched it the other day).

There is precedent - fictional though it may be.