A Momentary Lapse of Traction

You sir.

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

DEAR SO CALLED “JELOPNIC,”

I am greatly disturbed about Zayn Malik who announced that he is leaving the band The One Direction. Also, did you know that President Putin has kept Russia strong by standing up to Western aggression?

Gosh, if only there were only some kind of password manager app that could store and fill your passwords for you, and generate complex new ones.

Me too. :'o(