Poor Leslie.

Obviously he was deprived of access to closer, more sensible teams like the Chargers or 49ers or Dodgers.

He’s from Nevada but said his favorite teams are the Lakers, Yankees and Cowboys. That’s pretty much smoking gun evidence of being a douchebag. That and the stereotypical douchebag hairstyle, and wearing petroleum-thick layers of eyeblack on his face, etc.

Now he’s cheating by adding his own stickum to the ball.

Oh my God.

I love this so much that I want to gay marry it. And I’m not even gay.

The Patriots didn’t draft Aaron Rodgers at all, let alone in the sixth round.

He said the best QB in NFL history, not the third-best QB in the NFL right now.

Is Denver one of those cities where all the transplants bandwagon onto the local team, or are the (apparently few) native Denverites just that devoted? Or are the 76,000+ horse-clad, pumpkin-resembling fans at SAF every Sunday largely from the hick parts of Colorado? I always thought cities with a reputation for a…

Excuse me, Greg, but Jason Heyward was and always will be Black Jesus.